Fraudulent Log?

[susan]

Ha Ha do you mean Scipio was boasting again why is he wearing a kilt anyway?

[Alias]

Ha Ha do you mean Scipio was boasting again why is he wearing a kilt anyway?

That girl would have had to be very short to be able to look up his kilt - or was she crawling around on the floor, sticking her head between his legs? Nah! 

"Why is he wearing a kilt anyway?"  In his dreams perhaps.....

[susan]

Alias Scipio can tell a good story maybe it was a very windy day and everyone saw what was under his kilt.  What a site or maybe he is over 6ft tall and wears the kilt as a mini then they would see what he was so proud of

[Alias]

Alias Scipio can tell a good story maybe it was a very windy day and everyone saw what was under his kilt.  What a site or maybe he is over 6ft tall and wears the kilt as a mini then they would see what he was so proud of

Maybe he stood like this:



Was it a windy day, scipio?

I don´t think it was windy - he said that people looked under it...

"I don't think I have ever worn britches I don't even know precisely what britches look like, I have worn a kilt but I didn't wear underwear so that was not good when people looked under it."

Just trying to imagine how a little girl would have gotten the opportunity to look up under his kilt (and WHY!!!). Surely you would notice and make sure it didn´t get that far!

[susan]

Alias you are right Scipio is a good teller of yarns and entertains us.  Bet he looks nothing like the ones in the photo they look absolutely right in the kilt.  Hope Scipio is not bow legged if so he will look awful in his kilt must ask him what tartan he wears

[Jane]

Ladies, I have already suggested that A. The story told to us was a fantasy OR B. He acted out a fantasy :D

[susan]

Hello April  indeed you did and I suspect you are right maybe all his other stories are all in his imagination but I find them quite amusing

[Jane]

Hello April  indeed you did and I suspect you are right maybe all his other stories are all in his imagination but I find them quite amusing

Susan, if it gave him pleasure and you were amused and  nobody got hurt I guess it's OK.

[Caroline]

Who would have thought a fraudulent log would end up someone's kilt. This is all a bit disturbing!! 

[susan]

April do you mean if it gives him pleasure people looking up his kilt that would be OK as long as they did not find Caroline's log

[Alias]

April do you mean if it gives him pleasure people looking up his kilt that would be OK as long as they did not find Caroline's log

I wish that "people" didn´t include a little girl. That´s where it becomes, yes, disturbing.

[susan]

Alias yes it becomes kinda creepy

[Jane]

Maybe he stood like this:



Was it a windy day, scipio?

I don´t think it was windy - he said that people looked under it...

"I don't think I have ever worn britches I don't even know precisely what britches look like, I have worn a kilt but I didn't wear underwear so that was not good when people looked under it."

Just trying to imagine how a little girl would have gotten the opportunity to look up under his kilt (and WHY!!!). Surely you would notice and make sure it didn´t get that far!

Alias, I think it may have been I who misunderstood. Apparently the child was watching whilst her aunt examined what was hidden beneath the cloth.

[Alias]

I was talking to her aunt who was really cute and and had a low top on... then her mum (with daughte rin toe) came over to join in and bet whether I was being true or not that's when aunti checked and because aunti was sexy I was...and she didn't drop it too quickly either. The girl then asked them why it was sticking out like that, I turned beet red not knowing what to say and they just laughed their asses off.   

April, it is sort of explained here - still a bit confusing. Not sure what really happened - if anything!

[scipio_usmc]

April, it is sort of explained here - still a bit confusing. Not sure what really happened - if anything!

I can't believe you are still talking about this.  I don't understand what is confusing, she lifted the kilt up.

No one seems to want to deal with the points I made about the log.