Author Topic: Lest We Forget...................  (Read 39852 times)

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Re: Lest We Forget...................
« Reply #150 on: August 12, 2020, 01:48:PM »
Maybe Jeremy would have taken one of June's bibles home. So he could do some extra reading in his spare time.

There were still enough bibles left at WHF to swat Crispy with.
😂😂😂 Thats the only time Bamber would pick one of those up.  Never mind poor Crispy has revenge, Bamber is now locked in his own cage.

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Re: Lest We Forget...................
« Reply #151 on: August 12, 2020, 01:51:PM »
Jeremy could have invited June over for dinner.

He could cook her a lovely Spag Bol before they discuss the readings of the bible.

Perhaps this was going to happen prior to Sheila's attack.
'Only I know what really happened that night'.

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Re: Lest We Forget...................
« Reply #152 on: August 12, 2020, 01:55:PM »
Maybe Jeremy would have taken one of June's bibles home. So he could do some extra reading in his spare time.

There were still enough bibles left at WHF to swat Crispy with.
Where did he fit time in to Help Mum Bake cakes?

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« Reply #153 on: August 12, 2020, 02:07:PM »
Where did he fit time in to Help Mum Bake cakes?
I think some people are confusing the pre-pubescent Jeremy with the one that emerged post-chrysalides.

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Re: Lest We Forget...................
« Reply #154 on: August 12, 2020, 02:08:PM »
Maybe Jeremy would have taken one of June's bibles home. So he could do some extra reading in his spare time.

There were still enough bibles left at WHF to swat Crispy with.

Thanks Adam, but I can't let you take credit for my Crispy theory.

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Re: Lest We Forget...................
« Reply #155 on: August 12, 2020, 02:11:PM »
Thanks Adam, but I can't let you take credit for my Crispy theory.
What, you mean a theory better than Bambers, that Crispy shot Sheila for the second shot?

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Re: Lest We Forget...................
« Reply #156 on: August 12, 2020, 02:13:PM »
Jeremy could have invited June over for dinner.

He could cook her a lovely Spag Bol before they discuss the readings of the bible.

Perhaps this was going to happen prior to Sheila's attack.

Thanks Adam.  This is a new theory.

It's all coming together.

Jeremy was practising his cooking skills and had ambitions to become a sort of Ainsley Harriott.

He preferred HP sauce to ketchup (Stan lied about this), but June liked ketchup and Nevill preferred mayonnaise.

The last straw was when Jeremy put too much salt in his latest culinary concoction, resulting in a stand-up row with June, Julie and Sheila, with Crispy barking.

Things went from bad to worse when Nevill returned and accused Jeremy of leaving the gun out fully-loaded.

All of this should have come out at the trial.

Thanks Adam.

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Re: Lest We Forget...................
« Reply #157 on: August 12, 2020, 02:15:PM »
Remember the clues are there as we go..Through the Keyhole.

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« Reply #158 on: August 12, 2020, 02:19:PM »
Remember the clues are there as we go..Through the Keyhole.

Thanks Steve for cocking that snook. 

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« Reply #159 on: August 12, 2020, 02:26:PM »
You mean cock a snook. I love Be still for the presence of the Lord.

By the way, Badly-Taught Steve: cocking a snoot is also good English.  It can be either snook or snoot.

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« Reply #160 on: August 12, 2020, 02:27:PM »
What, you mean a theory better than Bambers, that Crispy shot Sheila for the second shot?

Thanks Fake Justice, I didn't know about that.  Perhaps provide a link to where Bamber makes this claim?

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Re: Lest We Forget...................
« Reply #161 on: August 12, 2020, 02:29:PM »
Thanks Fake Justice, I didn't know about that.  Perhaps provide a link to where Bamber makes this claim?
😂😂😂. Reel them in 👍

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« Reply #162 on: August 12, 2020, 02:31:PM »
Thanks Fake Justice, I didn't know about that.  Perhaps provide a link to where Bamber makes this claim?
Crispy done it sir 🙈

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Re: Lest We Forget...................
« Reply #163 on: August 12, 2020, 02:40:PM »
😂😂😂. Reel them in 👍

Then provide the link, Fake Justice.  Or be condemned as another liar, like Disingenuous Steve.

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Re: Lest We Forget...................
« Reply #164 on: August 12, 2020, 02:45:PM »
Then provide the link, Fake Justice.  Or be condemned as another liar, like Disingenuous Steve.
Nah can’t be bothered