Back home, but I will probably be going back soon.
Have to tell you about a cab driver I drove with. He was about 50 - 60, hard to tell, an "Onslow light type" if I have to describe him.
He was curious about where I liked to go on holiday, so we talked about different countries. He said his Mrs. liked to go to Turkey, so they had been there a few times, but he would not go there anymore. No Muslim countries for him, which I can´t really blame him for as the world is looking at the moment.
Anyway, he said that the Turks were friendly enough people, but he didn´t like that the men had been "checking out" his little blond granddaughters, and then he said: they also checked me out - they checked me out more than my Mrs.
After a little pause he said: I must have a good bum, know what I mean?
I almost cracked up sitting there in the cab.
