Patti the guy I am thinking of is everything I said only he has two legs and he will not make you laugh but cry

Susan,,you should have seen the Adonis who waited for me outside a supermarket in Cyprus. He was too beautiful to be a man,,6ft,dark and with a pony-tail. Apparently,he'd watched me going in with my friends,and waited until we came out. We were having a bbq that night and had been buying beers and we had duty-free champers,so I invited him.
I'd already volunteered to do the cooking,,large pieces of steak with our salad.My eyes were watering with all the smoke and I looked like Alice Cooper as the mascara had run down,,but because I made him laugh,,he didn't run away,and wanted to come back with me.
I've had some wonderful" adventures".There's life in the old dog yet.!