Do I need to wear a mini skirt. My Knackers may hang below the hemline, but I can tie them up, Oh I forgot about my other piece. On second thoughts 2" of dangling death will not be a problem 
Send me your cv over and I'll definitely consider you! I think you should avoid including pictures tho!
As long as you can type well, answer the phone and make a good cup of tea, thats all I need!
Although I think Jackie was looking for the job first, so you'd best be quick!