Caroline vs Andi - No holds barred

[andrea]

Erm... Let me think... No thats about it

[Caroline R]

Only just noticed this 

[Patti]

Say's it all really doesn't it Caroline....

[guest154]

I don't think Hartley meant anything bad by it, just fun.

[Caroline R]

Say's it all really doesn't it Caroline....

Wished I'd known at the time Patti - could have joined in 

[Patti]

Wished I'd known at the time Patti - could have joined in 

So would I.....I cut my hand open last night, trying to bash a coconut. I poked it's three eyes out emptied the milk, put in a cloth and hit it with my rolling ping about 20 times. Did it break? No! So I googled how to get into a coconut....

Put in oven 400 for 15 minutes and it breaks the shell.....No way was I wasting 15 minutes of electric on a 50 pence coconut. Next! Hold coconut in hand keep bashing it with a hammer and turn it at the same time....I'll give that a go I thought....Smack! Smack! Smack! Smack! Ochhhhhhhhhhhh! The flipping thing cracked and at the same time snagged the palm of my hand.....Blood all over the place....had to have a paramedic....lololol 

[guest154]

So would I.....I cut my hand open last night, trying to bash a coconut. I poked it's three eyes out emptied the milk, put in a cloth and hit it with my rolling ping about 20 times. Did it break? No! So I googled how to get into a coconut....

Put in oven 400 for 15 minutes and it breaks the shell.....No way was I wasting 15 minutes of electric on a 50 pence coconut. Next! Hold coconut in hand keep bashing it with a hammer and turn it at the same time....I'll give that a go I thought....Smack! Smack! Smack! Smack! Ochhhhhhhhhhhh! The flipping thing cracked and at the same time snagged the palm of my hand.....Blood all over the place....had to have a paramedic....lololol 

Moral of the story........stay away from coconuts! 

[Patti]

Moral of the story........stay away from coconuts! 

Yeah, buy a pineapple instead lol 

[guest154]

Or strawberries and cream!
A big banana!
Peaches!!

[killingeve]

Yeah, buy a pineapple instead lol 

Hi Patti

Coconut is very high in fat and calories.  I thought you were trying to get fit and lose weight to increase your pulling power?

[killingeve]

Wished I'd known at the time Patti - could have joined in 

Hi Caroline R

Haha I'm visualising the female boxers at the olympics and imagining you and Andrea.  May the best woman win.

[Caroline R]

Hi Caroline R

Haha I'm visualising the female boxers at the olympics and imagining you and Andrea.  May the best woman win.

Don't remember much about it now to be honest - just as well! 

[Caroline R]

So would I.....I cut my hand open last night, trying to bash a coconut. I poked it's three eyes out emptied the milk, put in a cloth and hit it with my rolling ping about 20 times. Did it break? No! So I googled how to get into a coconut....

Put in oven 400 for 15 minutes and it breaks the shell.....No way was I wasting 15 minutes of electric on a 50 pence coconut. Next! Hold coconut in hand keep bashing it with a hammer and turn it at the same time....I'll give that a go I thought....Smack! Smack! Smack! Smack! Ochhhhhhhhhhhh! The flipping thing cracked and at the same time snagged the palm of my hand.....Blood all over the place....had to have a paramedic....lololol 

Ouch! Bet that hurt! You could try taking it outside and wedging it between two stones next time - unless you've lost the taste for coconuts? Much easier to open a Bounty 

[Roch]

Is the fluid that comes out called coconut milk or coconut water?  Delicious.

[maggie]

Is the fluid that comes out called coconut milk or coconut water?  Delicious.

Roch, there is the milk from an ordinary coconut and then there is the water from King Coconut which is sterile and full of minerals.  It is used to cure all in places lik Sri Lanka but is not as nice as the milk.