Did you call me Sarah?
You mad woman! You know I've spoken on the phone with john Lamberton to confirm my identity because of the lies people spread about me.
What did I do? Put on a mans voice?
Wow! you've certainly spoken to the right person there.

For he is a man of many guises. But then I can see that you are on first name terms with him and that you "have spoken on the phone" with him. So much for you protestations that you are not friends with him or indeed have nothing whatsoever to do with the abuse that he dishes out. You are behaving like a hypocrite and also a liar. But carry on revealing your character to us. It is rather entertaining.
