Dearie me,,,I'll tell you how gormless I've just been.
At the ATM,I was trying to put my card in the machine,forcing the card which didn't want to budge,until a young man came speeding towards it and said he'd not collected his money.!
I was that busy fighting the machine that I didn't even notice any money.
A fine robber I'd make.
That's what becomes of being mechanically minded into wondering what had gone wrong with the ATM instead.
I was just glad that it was me next and not someone else with a sharper eye,and quicker on foot.
I'm not money orientated you see,,I haven't made it my" God ".