Hi Grahame probably Mr. Jam hopes the 4ft striped cat will have me for dinner so he can get some peace
Should I change my username to Pray Tell. 
I'm not sure why you think I might find you annoying, you're not interrupting the peace at all. which leads me to believe that either you are trying unsuccessfully to be annoying, or you have a very low self esteem.
Neither are necessary, as far as I can see.
