Please explain this to me

[susan]

Mr Jam  you are right as usual 

[-Harters-]

Mr Jam  you are right as usual 

Please don't go around saying things like that, you just make me a target for the people who are usually wrong. 

[susan]

Mr. Jam  I stand corrected don't want to get you misunderstood

[-Harters-]

Mr. Jam  I stand corrected don't want to get you misunderstood

48 I reckon, or 17, definitely one of the three. 

[susan]

Mr. Jam  have you been on the bevy or should I go on it to understand you

[-Harters-]

Mr. Jam  have you been on the bevy or should I go on it to understand you

We should probably stop clogging up the main boards with even more nonsense than there already is. 

[susan]

Mr Jam  Right again it just comes natural   you will be pleased to know I am going out to feed all the cats within 10miles radius so you will be rid of me for a little while.

[grahameb]

Mr Jam  Right again it just comes natural   you will be pleased to know I am going out to feed all the cats within 10miles radius so you will be rid of me for a little while.

What about that big 4ft high striped cat hiding in the bushes?

[susan]

Hi Grahame probably Mr. Jam hopes the 4ft striped cat will have me for dinner so he can get some peace Should I change my username to Pray Tell.

[-Harters-]

Hi Grahame probably Mr. Jam hopes the 4ft striped cat will have me for dinner so he can get some peace Should I change my username to Pray Tell.

I'm not sure why you think I might find you annoying, you're not interrupting the peace at all. which leads me to believe that either you are trying unsuccessfully to be annoying, or you have a very low self esteem.

Neither are necessary, as far as I can see. 

[susan]

Mr. Jam  you have at last got it wrong.  I do not have a low self esteem and it is not in my nature to deliberately annoy people if I do it is not intentional and I would apologise for doing so.  I am a little bit of a joker which I think stems from my Yorkshire upbringing

[-Harters-]

Mr. Jam  you have at last got it wrong.  I do not have a low self esteem and it is not in my nature to deliberately annoy people if I do it is not intentional and I would apologise for doing so.  I am a little bit of a joker which I think stems from my Yorkshire upbringing

In which case, I can't for the life of me, understand why you might think I would like a 4ft stripey cat to jump out of the bushes and gobble you up. I am for once, at a complete loss. 

[susan]

Mr. Jam  it was suppose to be a joke I thought you would guess that as I don't have a 4ft stripey cat hiding in bushes in my garden just a 5ft black one

[Jane]

Mr. Jam  it was suppose to be a joke I thought you would guess that as I don't have a 4ft stripey cat hiding in bushes in my garden just a 5ft black one

Susan, is his name "Snowy" and does he purr when you scratch his ear?

[-Harters-]

Mr. Jam  it was suppose to be a joke I thought you would guess that as I don't have a 4ft stripey cat hiding in bushes in my garden just a 5ft black one

Was it?  See now I feel stupid.