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Title: Your horoscope
Post by: grahameb on October 23, 2013, 12:13:PM
I'm Leo and I would say that is pretty accurate. ;D
Title: Re: Your horoscope
Post by: Patti on October 23, 2013, 12:18:PM
Oh I'm neurotic   ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Charming!!!
Title: Re: Your horoscope
Post by: No-Bits on October 23, 2013, 12:25:PM
None of those appear to relate to me, perhaps I wasn't born, I was created.  :-\
Title: Re: Your horoscope
Post by: grahameb on October 23, 2013, 12:31:PM
None of those appear to relate to me, perhaps I wasn't born, I was created.  :-\
Well you are certainly one in a million. ;D
Title: Re: Your horoscope
Post by: tyler on October 23, 2013, 12:34:PM
Aww,I can't see anything as on my phone. What star sign are you Hartley? I would guess a Virgo or a Scorpio?
Title: Re: Your horoscope
Post by: Patti on October 23, 2013, 12:37:PM
Aww,I can't see anything as on my phone. What star sign are you Hartley? I would guess a Virgo or a Scorpio?

LOL..........................
Title: Re: Your horoscope
Post by: grahameb on October 23, 2013, 12:39:PM
Aww,I can't see anything as on my phone. What star sign are you Hartley? I would guess a Virgo or a Scorpio?
No. Taurus definately. ;D
Title: Re: Your horoscope
Post by: grahameb on October 23, 2013, 12:47:PM
Aww,I can't see anything as on my phone. What star sign are you Hartley? I would guess a Virgo or a Scorpio?
;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Your horoscope
Post by: susan on October 23, 2013, 12:48:PM
Hi tyler are my eyes deceiving me or is Maggie wearing green ;D xxx
Title: Re: Your horoscope
Post by: tyler on October 23, 2013, 12:55:PM
What did I say that was funny?
Title: Re: Your horoscope
Post by: grahameb on October 23, 2013, 01:05:PM
What did I say that was funny?
Well the chart here says. Virgo= neurotic bitch. Scorpio= obsessive twat.  ;D

Hartley I'm only playing with you. You're probably a very nice guy..........to your friends. ;D
Title: Re: Your horoscope
Post by: tyler on October 23, 2013, 01:09:PM
Oh I see. I think? Was it that I said I couldn't see anything? Lol. I meant that I can't see what Grahame has posted up. Is it a list of star signs or a link or something? 
Title: Re: Your horoscope
Post by: grahameb on October 23, 2013, 01:12:PM
Oh I see. I think? Was it that I said I couldn't see anything? Lol. I meant that I can't see what Grahame has posted up. Is it a list of star signs or a link or something?
Yes. And it gives their character next to the signs. Mine was very accurate. But everybody else's aren't....apparently? ::)
Title: Re: Your horoscope
Post by: tyler on October 23, 2013, 01:15:PM
Ah I see! (Well actually I can't lol) What does it say for Aries please Grahame?
Title: Re: Your horoscope
Post by: grahameb on October 23, 2013, 01:21:PM
Ah I see! (Well actually I can't lol) What does it say for Aries please Grahame?
Selfish prick. ;D No that can't be right? ???
Title: Re: Your horoscope
Post by: tyler on October 23, 2013, 01:22:PM
Cheers Grahame....love you too !! Lol
Title: Re: Your horoscope
Post by: susan on October 23, 2013, 01:37:PM
Grahame what does it say for Libra go on make me laugh ;D
Title: Re: Your horoscope
Post by: tyler on October 23, 2013, 01:38:PM
Oh my god!!!   :o

Hartley,I am so sorry  :-[  Now I am on laptop I can see what everyone found funny. Obviously I couldnt see it was a jokey star sign thing  :-[

That bloody Grahame  >:(  ::)
Title: Re: Your horoscope
Post by: tyler on October 23, 2013, 01:40:PM
Grahame what does it say for Libra go on make me laugh ;D
Hi Susan, can you not see it either? I couldn't see what Grahame had posted as was on my Blackberry.  :(
Title: Re: Your horoscope
Post by: tyler on October 23, 2013, 01:42:PM
Grahame what does it say for Libra go on make me laugh ;D
Allegedly you are a Flaky Derelict Susan ??
Title: Re: Your horoscope
Post by: grahameb on October 23, 2013, 01:45:PM
Grahame what does it say for Libra go on make me laugh ;D
Flaky derelict. Erm...that's not right either, is it? Honestly, I only saw mine and thought it was accurate. But second thoughts perhaps not the best idea I've had.? :-[
Title: Re: Your horoscope
Post by: grahameb on October 23, 2013, 01:47:PM
I do hope that Jeremy Bamber is not Aquarius. :(
Title: Re: Your horoscope
Post by: tyler on October 23, 2013, 01:50:PM
I do hope that Jeremy Bamber is not Aquarius. :(
Yes,he is....January 13th.   
Title: Re: Your horoscope
Post by: grahameb on October 23, 2013, 01:55:PM
Yes,he is....January 13th.
(http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-shocked003.gif) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php) Well either the horoscope is right. Or I'm changing my views on his guilt? ::)
Title: Re: Your horoscope
Post by: susan on October 23, 2013, 02:00:PM
tyler is that like a flaky chocolate bar ;D ;D ;D tyler I see little may get a new laptop been off since Monday night :'( :'( :'(
Title: Re: Your horoscope
Post by: susan on October 23, 2013, 02:05:PM
Hi Maggie  new username for you The Green Goddess ;D think I will stick with Maggie got use to it ;D Congratulations on your promotion ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Your horoscope
Post by: maggie on October 23, 2013, 02:13:PM
Hi Maggie  new username for you The Green Goddess ;D think I will stick with Maggie got use to it ;D Congratulations on your promotion ;D ;D ;D
Just back Susie.  Thank you  ;D
Title: Re: Your horoscope
Post by: No-Bits on October 23, 2013, 02:15:PM
Oh my god!!!   :o

Hartley,I am so sorry  :-[  Now I am on laptop I can see what everyone found funny. Obviously I couldnt see it was a jokey star sign thing  :-[

That bloody Grahame  >:(  ::)

Haha, apperently I would be a moody jerk, I can live with that.  ;)
Title: Re: Your horoscope
Post by: maggie on October 23, 2013, 02:20:PM
Yes,he is....January 13th.
Think that's Capricorn isn't it?
Title: Re: Your horoscope
Post by: killingeve on October 23, 2013, 02:23:PM
Haha, apperently I would be a moody jerk, I can live with that.  ;)

Hey snap!  I'm on the cusp though and think annoying attention whore is far more apt.
Title: Re: Your horoscope
Post by: killingeve on October 23, 2013, 02:32:PM
tyler is that like a flaky chocolate bar ;D ;D ;D tyler I see little may get a new laptop been off since Monday night :'( :'( :'(

Hi Susan

I got a new lap top last week.  Beware of Windows 8 its different from previous o.s and takes a bit of getting used to. 
Title: Re: Your horoscope
Post by: susan on October 23, 2013, 02:38:PM
Hi N/N  funny you should say that but the guy who has been to this one said whatever you do don't get Windows 8 get 7 and avoid what you have now Vista :)
Title: Re: Your horoscope
Post by: No-Bits on October 23, 2013, 02:48:PM
Hi N/N  funny you should say that but the guy who has been to this one said whatever you do don't get Windows 8 get 7 and avoid what you have now Vista :)

Now that Windows 8 has been upgraded to Windows 8.1, it's brilliant, whether you have a touch screen or not.
The trouble with 8 was the input if you didn't have a touch screen, but the start button and boot to desktop have returned in 8.1 and I love it.  :)
Title: Re: Your horoscope
Post by: maggie on October 23, 2013, 02:49:PM
Hi N/N  funny you should say that but the guy who has been to this one said whatever you do don't get Windows 8 get 7 and avoid what you have now Vista :)
I had windows 8 Susie and got quite used to it though at first it was weird.  Now I have windows 7 again as have given my other laptop to my daughter and I want windows 8 back.  :'( ;D ;D
Title: Re: Your horoscope
Post by: susan on October 23, 2013, 03:12:PM
No Bits  a little behind in The Highlands and wont have Windows 8.1 yet will stick to Vista till it comes my way ;D  By that time you will have Windows 8.2 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Your horoscope
Post by: Patti on October 23, 2013, 03:20:PM
I need a new lappy  :'(  My screen has packed up and I am plugged into a monitor and my keyboard is about to pack up. Lost my enter key and my space bar last night, but its back today :)  So if I disappear its because my lappy has broken.... :-[ ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Your horoscope
Post by: susan on October 23, 2013, 03:32:PM
Patti if I take the plunge and get a new one you can have this one but you know what Yorkshire folk are like spending money. Careful ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Your horoscope
Post by: No-Bits on October 23, 2013, 03:33:PM
I need a new lappy  :'(  My screen has packed up and I am plugged into a monitor and my keyboard is about to pack up. Lost my enter key and my space bar last night, but its back today :)  So if I disappear its because my lappy has broken.... :-[ ;D ;D ;D ;D

Don'tworryifyoustartmakingpoststhatlooklikethisitmaytakeusawhiletogetusedtoitbutgetusedtitwewill.   :D
Title: Re: Your horoscope
Post by: guest7363 on October 23, 2013, 03:36:PM
I need a new lappy  :'(  My screen has packed up and I am plugged into a monitor and my keyboard is about to pack up. Lost my enter key and my space bar last night, but its back today :)  So if I disappear its because my lappy has broken.... :-[ ;D ;D ;D ;D
Of to crystal peaks when rain stops for new laptop patti?
Title: Re: Your horoscope
Post by: susan on October 23, 2013, 03:37:PM
Ha Ha No Bits you can be so funny ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Your horoscope
Post by: Patti on October 23, 2013, 03:43:PM
Patti if I take the plunge and get a new one you can have this one but you know what Yorkshire folk are like spending money. Careful ;D ;D ;D

Awww thank you Susan will it come with the barrel of beer? ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Don'tworryifyoustartmakingpoststhatlooklikethisitmaytakeusawhiletogetusedtoitbutgetusedtitwewill.   :D

Dna tahw tuoba stsop ekie siht eno  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Of to crystal peaks when rain stops for new laptop patti?

My son is there at the moment and its sunny in Mosborough...... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Your horoscope
Post by: No-Bits on October 23, 2013, 03:46:PM
Awww thank you Susan will it come with the barrel of beer? ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Dna tahw tuoba stsop ekie siht eno  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

My son is there at the moment and its sunny in Mosborough...... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Shouldn't 'ekie' be 'ekil' ?  ???
Title: Re: Your horoscope
Post by: susan on October 23, 2013, 03:47:PM
Hi ralf  how ya doing.  Give Patti your old one and I will supply the beer ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Your horoscope
Post by: Patti on October 23, 2013, 03:49:PM
Shouldn't 'ekie' be 'ekil' ?  ???

Yeah, I am intrigued that you understood it. Tyler thinks that these words are lyrics to the Sound of Music Ha!  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Your horoscope
Post by: Patti on October 23, 2013, 03:49:PM
Hi ralf  how ya doing.  Give Patti your old one and I will supply the beer ;D ;D ;D

Susan  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Your horoscope
Post by: tyler on October 23, 2013, 04:01:PM
Maggie, my apologies,of course JB is Capricorn. One of my babies was born on the 8th,so should of known this! Its my youngest baby's birthday today and Prince George is being christened...bless him!
Title: Re: Your horoscope
Post by: grahameb on October 23, 2013, 04:02:PM
Hey snap!  I'm on the cusp though and think annoying attention whore is far more apt.
No no NN. I'm sure you are a very nice person............I'm sure of it? ::) ;D
Title: Re: Your horoscope
Post by: tyler on October 23, 2013, 04:07:PM
I recently bought a Nokia Lumia and that is windows 8. I think its great,but the touch screen pisses me off! Keep reverting to my trusty old BB but can't see images on the forum or click on links. Every time I pick the laptop up I get told off by hubby...I'm supposed to be decorating the living room!
Title: Re: Your horoscope
Post by: Patti on October 23, 2013, 04:13:PM
No no NN. I'm sure you are a very nice person............I'm sure of it? ::) ;D

You don't know her like I doooooooooooooooooooooooooo  lol  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D She is very very naughty... ;) ;) ;) ;)
Title: Re: Your horoscope
Post by: guest7363 on October 23, 2013, 04:13:PM
Hi ralf  how ya doing.  Give Patti your old one and I will supply the beer ;D ;D ;D
Beer sounds good to me susan.
Title: Re: Your horoscope
Post by: Patti on October 23, 2013, 04:16:PM
Beer sounds good to me susan.

It does to me ralf....slurp slurp  ;) ;D ;D ;D ;D I might pass you on Eckington Hill.....I shall be off soon to the doc's.....quack!  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Your horoscope
Post by: guest7363 on October 23, 2013, 04:17:PM
I need a new lappy  :'(  My screen has packed up and I am plugged into a monitor and my keyboard is about to pack up. Lost my enter key and my space bar last night, but its back today :)  So if I disappear its because my lappy has broken.... :-[ ;D ;D ;D ;D
My laptops no good either patti, it has trouble spelling no good with punctuation and types with one finger?
Title: Re: Your horoscope
Post by: Patti on October 23, 2013, 04:20:PM
My laptops no good either patti, it has trouble spelling no good with punctuation and types with one finger?

Awwww bless mine is working OK for the moment....still linked up to the monitor though....Right have to go now.....catch you later. X
Title: Re: Your horoscope
Post by: lookout on October 24, 2013, 11:56:AM
What's a flaky derelict "?. ::)
Title: Re: Your horoscope
Post by: grahameb on October 24, 2013, 11:59:AM
What's a flaky derelict "?. ::)
An out of date Cadbury's Flake bar?
Title: Re: Your horoscope
Post by: lookout on October 24, 2013, 12:01:PM
An out of date Cadbury's Flake bar?





Gee thanks,Grahame. ;D
Title: Re: Your horoscope
Post by: grahameb on October 24, 2013, 12:59:PM




Gee thanks,Grahame. ;D
Well how should I know? I'm only the religious nut of the forum remember? ;D
Title: Re: Your horoscope
Post by: No-Bits on October 24, 2013, 01:44:PM
People use horoscopes to forecast the future.

I predict that the next post will be from our very own 'Lookout'.  :-\
Title: Re: Your horoscope
Post by: lookout on October 24, 2013, 01:44:PM
Well how should I know? I'm only the religious nut of the forum remember? ;D





Grahame,,if you think I take notice of some of the gobble-de-gook on here at times,,you're mistaken,,so I wasn't aware of your " new description ". Not nice,,,and you're not. :o
Title: Re: Your horoscope
Post by: susan on October 24, 2013, 01:47:PM
No Bits  I always knew you had special powers just like me with the reading of the tea leaves ;D
Title: Re: Your horoscope
Post by: No-Bits on October 24, 2013, 01:48:PM
No Bits  I always knew you had special powers just like me with the reading of the tea leaves ;D

Absolutely.  :D
Title: Re: Your horoscope
Post by: Caroline R on October 24, 2013, 02:24:PM
Absolutely.  :D


You lucky b*****r!!  ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Your horoscope
Post by: No-Bits on October 24, 2013, 03:59:PM

You lucky b*****r!!  ;D ;D ;D ;D

Just don't ask me for lottery numbers.  ;D
Title: Re: Your horoscope
Post by: Jane on October 24, 2013, 04:43:PM
Just don't ask me for lottery numbers.  ;D




Does that mean you won't share your winnings with us :D :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: Your horoscope
Post by: susan on October 24, 2013, 04:47:PM
Hello april No Bits will not share anything with you as he is scared of you as he thinks you are the incredible hulk (green) ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Your horoscope
Post by: Jane on October 24, 2013, 04:54:PM
Hello april No Bits will not share anything with you as he is scared of you as he thinks you are the incredible hulk (green) ;D ;D ;D ;D



Susan, if you care to take a peek at the other thread, you'll see exactly what I think of him for saying so.
Title: Re: Your horoscope
Post by: susan on October 24, 2013, 06:20:PM
april No Bits was not being mean to you just having a joke.  Wish I had never mentioned it now :'( :'( :'(
Title: Re: Your horoscope
Post by: No-Bits on October 24, 2013, 06:24:PM
april No Bits was not being mean to you just having a joke.  Wish I had never mentioned it now :'( :'( :'(

Nevermind, some people are just a little too sensitive at times.  ::)
Title: Re: Your horoscope
Post by: Jane on October 24, 2013, 06:58:PM
Nevermind, some people are just a little too sensitive at times.  ::)



Yes, No-Bits, I was rather, wasn't I. I should have taken a breath before I opened my mouth. My apologies.
Title: Re: Your horoscope
Post by: susan on October 24, 2013, 07:02:PM
april that was such a kind gesture as you know we hate to upset our lovely No Bits ;D and he will be happy again ;D think he was quite beside himself ;D
Title: Re: Your horoscope
Post by: Jane on October 24, 2013, 07:04:PM
april that was such a kind gesture as you know we hate to upset our lovely No Bits ;D and he will be happy again ;D think he was quite beside himself ;D



OMG!!!!!! Susan, are you telling me that there are now TWO of him ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Your horoscope
Post by: susan on October 24, 2013, 07:06:PM
april  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D yes we have hartley and No Bits ;D
Title: Re: Your horoscope
Post by: Jane on October 24, 2013, 07:08:PM
april  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D yes we have hartley and No Bits ;D




Heheheheheheheeeeee Bring 'um on Susan. The more the merrier ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Your horoscope
Post by: susan on October 24, 2013, 07:11:PM
april where has No Bits gone do hope he comes back we cannot loose our fave men first steve then No Bits who next ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Your horoscope
Post by: Jane on October 24, 2013, 07:17:PM
april where has No Bits gone do hope he comes back we cannot loose our fave men first steve then No Bits who next ;D ;D ;D ;D



No-Bits, there really is no need to hide. I'm just a pussycat :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*
Title: Re: Your horoscope
Post by: susan on October 24, 2013, 07:18:PM
Ha Ha yes No Bits come out from behind your chair ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Your horoscope
Post by: No-Bits on October 24, 2013, 07:57:PM


Yes, No-Bits, I was rather, wasn't I. I should have taken a breath before I opened my mouth. My apologies.

No apologies are necessary, it is unlikely that you could upset me in any way. Others have, after all,  tried and failed.  :)
Title: Re: Your horoscope
Post by: grahameb on October 24, 2013, 09:13:PM
Beware of ladies with knitting needles.  I'll leave posters to decide who's who but they're all there bar Patti.

http://www.pinterest.com/pin/472737292106412070/
Don't tell me. Don't tell me.....You're the one in the centre.
Title: Re: Your horoscope
Post by: No-Bits on October 24, 2013, 09:15:PM
Don't tell me. Don't tell me.....You're the one in the centre.

No no no, I'm the one in the centre. Where else would I possibly be?  :P
Title: Re: Your horoscope
Post by: grahameb on October 24, 2013, 09:48:PM
No no no, I'm the one in the centre. Where else would I possibly be?  :P
;D psst. There is no one in the centre. But don't tell NN.
Title: Re: Your horoscope
Post by: No-Bits on October 24, 2013, 10:26:PM
;D psst. There is no one in the centre. But don't tell NN.

Aaah rumbled, I didn't actually look.  :-[
Title: Re: Your horoscope
Post by: Alias on October 24, 2013, 11:06:PM
Annoying attention whore, that´s me! Finally an honest horoscope.  8)
Title: Re: Your horoscope
Post by: grahameb on October 25, 2013, 12:24:AM
Annoying attention whore, that´s me! Finally an honest horoscope.  8)
Ah Alias. You are discerning and intelligent. :)
Title: Re: Your horoscope
Post by: Alias on October 26, 2013, 03:18:PM
Ah Alias. You are discerning and intelligent. :)

 ;) ;D
Title: Re: Your horoscope
Post by: maggie on October 26, 2013, 03:22:PM
Ah Alias. You are discerning and intelligent. :)
That is very true Grahame, she is an asset to the forum and lovely too.  :) :)
Title: Re: Your horoscope
Post by: JW on October 26, 2013, 06:30:PM
Careful with this pic, it was on one of my online profiles and believe it or not some people didn't find it amusing   ;D
Title: Re: Your horoscope
Post by: Alias on October 26, 2013, 09:09:PM
Thanks Grahame and maggie.  :)