David is having a laugh again, but at whose expense I'm not quite sure..
He has become ensnared in a tissue of lies, a web of deceit, which to be fair has fooled more intelligent than him, as his letters arrive at the doorstep from Monster Mansions with clockwork regularity, their block capitals marching unashamedly across the page with strident flourish, clamouring as they do for attention to those vulnerable and gullible enough to fall for them..