I'm sitting here killing myself laughing at Jeremy's interview with EP. Where JB gets muddled over times and SJ puts words into his mouth.
Q" You see Mr Bamber we know that at about 3.26 that morning you phoned the Police. We know that at 3.15 you phoned Julie up. What have you to say about this ?"
A." You are very clever men to prove both clocks were accurate ."
Q." I will tell you the Police clock on Control is always accurate."
Q." What did you say to your girlfriend when you phoned her up ?"
A " I cannot remember,you tell me ".
Spot the mistake. How was it SJ knew the times before being told ?
It reminds me of the apprentice who worked on a farm where ducks were kept and in order to make a distinction of where the the breed came from,the farmer lifted the duck up and smelled its behind.
This one,he said,sniffing,is an Aylesbury.The next a Campbell and a Muscovey,etc etc.
The apprentice was fascinated and amazed,then the farmer asked him where he was from,so the apprentice answered, saying, you're the expert.