This smite business ...

[andrea]

Andrea, you rock, and thanks for the message. I think I popped a rib when I read it.

 

[chochokeira]

Maybe we could meditate together that a good bonding thing Hartley.  Will you be at the caravan fair if its nice i could wear my little denim shorts

Hmmm I think my wife would like that very much.   

Harters, why don't you just answer Jackie's questions nicely when she asks them? Your icy wit can be a bit sharp, you know. That remark about the fish was uncalled for.
Try to be nice.  :D

[Hartley]

Maybe we could meditate together that a good bonding thing Hartley.  Will you be at the caravan fair if its nice i could wear my little denim shorts

Hmmm I think my wife would like that very much.   

Harters, why don't you just answer Jackie's questions nicely when she asks them? Your icy wit can be a bit sharp, you know. That remark about the fish was uncalled for.
Try to be nice.  :D

Uncalled for how? It's just a saying meaning 'what's that got to do with anything'. I don't understand.

[Hartley]

Forum posts seem to be like text messages, easily misinterpreted.

[chochokeira]

Maybe we could meditate together that a good bonding thing Hartley.  Will you be at the caravan fair if its nice i could wear my little denim shorts

Hmmm I think my wife would like that very much.   

Harters, why don't you just answer Jackie's questions nicely when she asks them? Your icy wit can be a bit sharp, you know. That remark about the fish was uncalled for.
Try to be nice.  :D

Uncalled for how? It's just a saying meaning 'what's that got to do with anything'. I don't understand.

Me neither, I think I'm talking rubbish    I've been trying to make sense of Leslie Marsham's ancestry for a couple of hours and it's brain damaging. I'm struggling with the problem that his mother's surname is given as Marsham.

[Hartley]

Single parent?

[simong]

I am making some significant progress today. Why debate intelligently when you can bravely press smite? 

[Jackiepreece]

You've only been making progress because I have been out a lot today x

[bob]

Well... it's been a slow Monday, and I've been extra nice to everybody, and I've still picked up three smites.

Let that be a lesson to you Hartley - you could still make your 200 smites just by being on your best behaviour  :'(

[grahameb]

Anyway, Kaldin, check out your claps!!

Claps? whose got claps?

[grahameb]

dont let it get to you both, just ignore it  :D in the grande scheme of life getting a smite on this forum is the least of our worries 

Oh its alright for you....you've got many more claps than you have got smites.

[Newbury1]

Anyway, Kaldin, check out your claps!!

Claps? whose got claps?

A shot of penicillin should sort that out 

[grahameb]

Blimey, I only went for a quick wee. Jack, why are you sad that Hartley is married? Do you heart Hartley, like I do? I'm not even sure if Hartley is a boy or a girl. I always think of Hartley Hare, from Pipkins. And that doesn't help at all.

I was going to ask him if he's got any strawberry jam?

[Roch]

How come i always get smites and applauds in pairs?? Who's my Guardian Angel?  :D