You beat me to it, Jan. However.......................
A Happy New Year one and all
I hope 't'will be a good'n
Stuff your faces, quaff your wine
Then finish off with pud'n.
Make resolutions you can keep
It shouldn't be too hard
Those choccies that you shouldn't eat
Make sure that they stay barred.
Send kind thoughts to those you love
And maybe those you do not
Rewards will flow from high above
Just hope it ain't a guillimot.
So Happy New Year to you all
Don't feel the need to thank me
If these warm thoughts move you to tears
Just blub into yer 'anky.