Having missed a memorial service, Jeremy thought he better attend the funeral.
Rather than the funeral getting in the way of his gallivanting around Europe, it was decided that a day should be made of it.
A lovely Hugo Boss suit was bought especially for the day out. Champagne was ordered for the funeral reception, although rumours that the recently purchased 'Amsterdam' cannabis was also available, is untrue.
Jeremy was concerned about the cameras not getting his good side. For a laugh, make up was worn to make him look more pale. Julie did not want to go, but was persuaded. 'Jolly up' buddie Brett was of course present. He wouldn't miss it for the world.
At the funeral Jeremy did Bob De Niro proud, once he exited the car. Looking down, holding his hand over his face and making the same groaning sound Ann Eaton said he had made with her. The already suspicious relatives following behind.
Things lightened up later, with friends at the Champagne reception. Especially when Jeremy entered the room, pointed at his Hugo Boss suit and said 'Me Boss'.
For a short period, he really was 'the boss'.
It's not unusual for a man of his age not to have a suit and certainly nothing unusual to want to buy a decent suit for such an occasion. The suit was possibly a necessary purchase and I see nothing sinister in buying a designer suit.
Jeremy didn't put powder on his face, it was a joke made by Brett Collins.
