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Re: Julie Mugford and the Stolen Cheque Books
« Reply #90 on: July 30, 2014, 01:39:PM »
lying to a judge isnt that a crime in itself.
It is counted as contempt of court I believe nugnug?

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Re: Julie Mugford and the Stolen Cheque Books
« Reply #91 on: July 30, 2014, 01:41:PM »
It is counted as contempt of court I believe nugnug?

What do you call it when a judge falls asleep?  :o

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-28498362

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Re: Julie Mugford and the Stolen Cheque Books
« Reply #92 on: July 30, 2014, 01:43:PM »
 A disaster. ;D

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Re: Julie Mugford and the Stolen Cheque Books
« Reply #93 on: July 30, 2014, 01:46:PM »
What do you call it when a judge falls asleep?  :o

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-28498362


A person who should be fired and who should be prosecuted for contempt of court!

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« Reply #94 on: July 30, 2014, 01:51:PM »
Harters the poor Judge was tired or bored ;D

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Re: Julie Mugford and the Stolen Cheque Books
« Reply #95 on: July 30, 2014, 01:54:PM »
It is counted as contempt of court I believe nugnug?

so the poor old judge is telling the jury a load of rubbish and he does not even know it.

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Re: Julie Mugford and the Stolen Cheque Books
« Reply #96 on: July 30, 2014, 03:58:PM »
 That's how it's done,nugs----------even when they're awake !

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Re: Julie Mugford and the Stolen Cheque Books
« Reply #97 on: July 30, 2014, 04:02:PM »
no wonder she left the country.

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Re: Julie Mugford and the Stolen Cheque Books
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Re: Julie Mugford and the Stolen Cheque Books
« Reply #99 on: July 30, 2014, 06:04:PM »
Harters the poor Judge was tired or bored ;D
How do we know that ALL judges don't fall asleep? They only noticed him because he forgot to paint eyes on his eyelids. ;)

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Re: Julie Mugford and the Stolen Cheque Books
« Reply #100 on: July 30, 2014, 06:09:PM »
Ha Ha Grahame maybe the Judges are just cardboard cut outs and just sit and nod ;D

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Re: Julie Mugford and the Stolen Cheque Books
« Reply #101 on: July 30, 2014, 07:11:PM »
How do we know that ALL judges don't fall asleep? They only noticed him because he forgot to paint eyes on his eyelids. ;)

Some people close their eyes but are still listening.  Just say somethign they don't like and see them react...When they snore then you know they are asleep and often laughter wakes them up because it is hard not to laugh at someone snoring (unless they ar ein bed next to you in which case you want to cry or beat them).
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Re: Julie Mugford and the Stolen Cheque Books
« Reply #102 on: July 30, 2014, 07:13:PM »
Some people close their eyes but are still listening.  Just say somethign they don't like and see them react...When they snore then you know they are asleep and often laughter wakes them up because it is hard not to laugh at someone snoring (unless they ar ein bed next to you in which case you want to cry or beat them).


Or invest in ear plugs OR move into another room :D

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Re: Julie Mugford and the Stolen Cheque Books
« Reply #103 on: July 30, 2014, 07:31:PM »
My friend with whom I worked used to get to the workshop very early in the morning so he could read aloud to himself. One day I painted a couple of eyes on the inside of the letterbox on the door. That freaked him out so much that he couldn't read anymore. ;D

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Re: Julie Mugford and the Stolen Cheque Books
« Reply #104 on: July 30, 2014, 09:24:PM »
Some people close their eyes but are still listening.  Just say somethign they don't like and see them react...When they snore then you know they are asleep and often laughter wakes them up because it is hard not to laugh at someone snoring (unless they ar ein bed next to you in which case you want to cry or beat them).

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