How's this for coincidence:-
Simple MACHINES
-"- MINDS
-"- SIEMON (Sic)
Steve UK's Post #51, re Quote by Martin in 'Off Topic' quote in Starryian......., 1/2way down:-
"What a complete MOBY you are"- which in Cockney Rhyming Slang (CRS) indicates MOBY DICK, the whale and ergo means in derogatory fashion ""YOU PRICK"", Sir Simeon (Idiot), whoever you are?
Compare this with a vverse in a vversion of Simple Simon(from Honda site) :-
"Simple Simon went a'fishing, for to catch a WHALE,
All the water he had got, was in his Mother's pail"
-And now poor (ie no money) Simple Simeon bids us all ADIEU. Sooooo 2's up (VV) Sunbeam!!
" THE TRUTH NEVER SLEEPS, EVER" -MRDavies.