Probably not, Susan.
But here's another 'true' story.
A former beauty queen, whom I knew, was also a vicar's daughter, and she informed me that she had been deflowered by the Bishop. No wench had finer credentials.
She worked in the chemists. A policeman of her acquaintence came into the shop to buy a packet of 'three'. He arranged a tryst with her, and took her to the deserted market.
At the back of the stalls, this redheaded, and redblooded Pc took out his manhood. A. was so taken aback by the siZe of his truncheon, that she kneed him in the goolies. He was mightily abashed.
