Jeremy Bamber's story - NOTW deal

[guest154]

I wouldnt know how, mat. How would i start? Do i ask what undercrackers theyre wearing first 

No idea. I remember Grahame telling me one time that I should "Oh, stop bothering me boy! Why don't you call one of those bloody sex chat lines and speak to a woman you prat!"

Imagine that....how awkward I'd feel. Uh. 

[andrea]

HoHo!! It would cost you a fotune. You might have Mo from Eastenders 

[-Harters-]

i certainly dont, Harts.  I'll get some minty ribbed ones 

I'm looking at this empty bottle, and wondering what exactly was in it. 

[andrea]

ooops, you had a good few then, Harts? 

[-Harters-]

ooops, you had a good few then, Harts? 

Nah, I have to be sensible these days, strangely they seem to have more of an effect these days. 

[petey]

No idea. I remember Grahame telling me one time that I should "Oh, stop bothering me boy! Why don't you call one of those bloody sex chat lines and speak to a woman you prat!"

Imagine that....how awkward I'd feel. Uh. 

That sounds like u were trying to engage Graham in a bit of phone sex Mat.........!

If that's what u like who am i to argue!

[guest154]

That sounds like u were trying to engage Graham in a bit of phone sex Mat.........!

If that's what u like who am i to argue!

HAHA!!!!!! Out of context it does sound like I was bothering him for it! Oh no. 

[petey]

HAHA!!!!!! Out of context it does sound like I was bothering him for it! Oh no. 

I'm now viewing you in a whole different light.......!

[-Harters-]

I'm now viewing you in a whole different light.......!

Web cam? 

[andrea]

I cant drink, harts. A few shandy's and i feel like shite the next day. when i was younger i could.

[petey]

Web cam? 

It's quality viewing. Mat has a rare talent!

[-Harters-]

I cant drink, harts. A few shandy's and i feel like shite the next day. when i was younger i could.

Yeah I probably have more than the RDA on occasion (usually the wrong occasion  ), but if I didn't, then the wife wouldn't have anything to nag me about, as I'm perfect in every other way. Besides, the wife loves nagging, I'm merely taking an interest in her hobby. 

[andrea]

It's quality viewing. Mat has a rare talent!

Oh aye, spill ?

[andrea]

Yeah I probably have more than the RDA on occasion (usually the wrong occasion  ), but if I didn't, then the wife wouldn't have anything to nag me about, as I'm perfect in every other way. Besides, the wife loves nagging, I'm merely taking an interest in her hobby. 

Youre such a good hubby, Harts!!

Hows the little one?

[petey]

Oh aye, spill ?

I woudn't like to steal mat's thunder. I'm sure he can tell u about his talents.