Wow Bridget did you go diving I am sure you would love potholing you like adventure just think you started in storm drains and worked your way up to diving. Well done 
I could not go potholing. I hate confined spaces and would go crazy if I got stuck in one of those crawlthroughs. Like I don't know how Jeremy can stand being cooped up in prison all those years? I'd be working on an escape plan by now. It is clear many in the legal business are twats.
The judge said to the prisoner, "You will go to prison for five years".
the prisoner replied, "You are a fool".
The judge told the prisoner, "I will go home tonight to be with my wife. Have a succulent dinner of roast beef and yorkshire pudding washed down with a glass of my best red wine. Afterwards I will retire to the drawing room to relax with a Cuban cigar and a warming glass of Cognac whist putting my feet up in front of an open fire. You my friend will be in prison. Take him down".