I had to fill in the paperwork at my little niece´s baptism - the priest was too drunk to do it.
The baptism was in Denmark, in my sister and her husband´s home, but performed by the Icelandic embassy priest. He was totally wasted upon arrival, changed to his priest-costume and performed the babtism dangling from side to side in full attire. And then when he had to do the paperwork, he discretely called me aside and asked me to fill out the papers. He told me what to write - at least he could do that!
So embarrassing for everyone there!