I know. She's lovely. I suppose that makes you the Forum Queen!
Make up your mind, shon', I was Queen Mum a few days ago

On the subject of the Queen Mum, an article about the BBC's completely useless computerised subtitle service stated that when the announcer stated at the QM's funeral that there would now be one moment's silence for the Queen Mum, the BBC subtitles translated this as:
'There will now be a moment's violence for the Queen Mother'
Now that is very me. I rather think the old QM would have loved that too.