Just imagine it. You've worked a full day in the fields,go home,put dozens of jumpers on,pedal like mad to WHF via the sea-wall/fields,break into the farmhouse,grab the rifle,struggle with your father,pump him and everyone else with bullets,coax Sheila to lie down and be shot,job done,go out via the window,pedal like Hell back,phone the police ( who thankfully at that stage tell Jeremy not to get to WHF before them,drive slowly behind them while you're getting your breath back ),no signs of exhaustion,nerves,tiredness at this stage because he's Superman,then face hours of questioning without falling asleep.
I bet he drinks Carling Black Label !!
Too good to be true ? Because that's exactly what it is !
BTW,was the bicycle seat highered after June or Julie had used it ? Was it checked for that too as well as mud and blood ?