Jokes:-

[grahameb]

  this Irishman wanted to break a world record, he intended to cross the Atlantic on a plank, but he can't find one long enough !

Or the Englishman who swam the English channel in 8 hours and swam back in 5 seconds. He got his braces caught in the jetty.

[haughton]

  Susan, I agree Dave Allen was great, but Frank Carson was my favourite

[susan]

Haughton I could never tell what Frank was saying but Dave Allen had a beautiful soft Irish accent and loved the nun jokes did you know he had death threats hope I don't get them now

[susan]

Grahame/haughton  love your jokes am laughing my socks off

[lookout]

I once met Frank Carson at Liverpool Airport,on my way to the Isle of Man,,and he was so friendly and funny too. He asked me if I was coming,going,or had I been,,but it was the way he said it and laughed.

[susan]

Hello lookout thought at first he had asked you out on a date.

[grahameb]

I once met Frank Carson at Liverpool Airport,on my way to the Isle of Man,,and he was so friendly and funny too. He asked me if I was coming,going,or had I been,,but it was the way he said it and laughed.

That's where my joke came from lookout.

[lookout]

Hello lookout thought at first he had asked you out on a date.

He was actually on his own at the time,Susan,,and only for my call to the gates,I'd have chatted some more with him. He was on his way to Ireland. ( not my type, )

[haughton]

Susan, Frank's accent was a bit baffling .It was the way he told them I remember seeing on tv  some people walking out after a joke about  the Falkand Islands.

   bye the way I know some jokes that are rather rude--too rude to repeat in respectable company

[Alias]

Susan, Frank's accent was a bit baffling . I remember seeing on tv  some people walking out after a joke about  the Falkand Islands.

   bye the way I know some jokes that are rather rude--too rude to repeat in respectable company

So what is the problem? 

[haughton]

ok, I'll tell some later

[susan]

Ha Ha haughton  go ahead you are not in respectable company just us lot

[susan]

haughton you are so naughty you will get me and you banned bad boy did not think they were so bad my gentle little ears are stinging

[haughton]

this Irishman was having a quiet drink in a pub when his mobile rang. He yelled into it "how did you know I was here?

[lookout]

this Irishman was having a quiet drink in a pup when his mobile rang. He yelled into it "how did you know I was here?