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Offline mike tesko

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« on: January 12, 2014, 10:37:AM »
Q: What does a 75-year-old woman have between her breasts that a 25 year old doesn't?

"Her navel"...
« Last Edit: January 12, 2014, 10:43:AM by mike tesko »
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Re: Jokes:-
« Reply #1 on: January 12, 2014, 10:38:AM »
Q: Why do men die before their wives?

"They want to"...
« Last Edit: January 12, 2014, 10:44:AM by mike tesko »
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Re: Jokes:-
« Reply #2 on: January 12, 2014, 10:38:AM »
Q: Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?

"He died laughing before he could tell anybody"...
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Re: Jokes:-
« Reply #3 on: January 12, 2014, 10:39:AM »
Q: What's the difference between a woman with PMS and a pitbull?

"Lipstick"...
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Re: Jokes:-
« Reply #4 on: January 12, 2014, 10:40:AM »
Q: Why do women close their eyes during sex?

"They can't stand seeing a man have a good time"...
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Re: Jokes:-
« Reply #5 on: January 12, 2014, 10:40:AM »
Q: What's six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild?

"Money"...
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Offline grahameb

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Re: Jokes:-
« Reply #6 on: January 12, 2014, 10:54:AM »
 ;D ;D ;D
I see you have taken your citalopram today Mike. ;D
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Re: Jokes:-
« Reply #7 on: January 12, 2014, 11:04:AM »
Quote from: mike tesko on January 12, 2014, 10:40:AM
Q: Why do women close their eyes during sex?

"They can't stand seeing a man have a good time"...



Would that be because of boredom,Mike ? Ooops,,just saw the answer.Isn't that clever ? ;D
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Re: Jokes:-
« Reply #8 on: January 12, 2014, 11:04:AM »
Quote from: mike tesko on January 12, 2014, 10:37:AM
Q: What does a 75-year-old woman have between her breasts that a 25 year old doesn't?

"Her navel"...




Wrinkles. ;D
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Re: Jokes:-
« Reply #9 on: January 12, 2014, 11:05:AM »
Quote from: mike tesko on January 12, 2014, 10:38:AM
Q: Why do men die before their wives?

"They want to"...




Nagged to death. ;D
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Re: Jokes:-
« Reply #10 on: January 12, 2014, 11:09:AM »
Quote from: mike tesko on January 12, 2014, 10:40:AM
Q: What's six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild?

"Money"...

 ;D
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Re: Jokes:-
« Reply #11 on: January 12, 2014, 02:02:PM »
Why would I find those jokes funny.... I´m a woman!  ;)
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Re: Jokes:-
« Reply #12 on: January 12, 2014, 03:27:PM »
what is it that is hot and steaming and comes out of cows ?

  the Isle of Wight ferry
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Re: Jokes:-
« Reply #13 on: January 12, 2014, 04:35:PM »
haughton  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #14 on: January 12, 2014, 05:09:PM »
Quote from: haughton on January 12, 2014, 03:27:PM
what is it that is hot and steaming and comes out of cows ?

  the Isle of Wight ferry




 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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