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JEREMY BAMBER CASE => Jeremy Bamber Case Discussion => Topic started by: Kaldin on April 15, 2011, 10:36:PM

Title: This smite business ...
Post by: Kaldin on April 15, 2011, 10:36:PM
is getting really silly now. It's boring.  >:(
Title: Re: This smite business ...
Post by: andrea on April 15, 2011, 10:41:PM
im not really bothered by it to be honest kaldin, i could get a 1000 smites, i dont care   :D
Title: Re: This smite business ...
Post by: shonapugs on April 15, 2011, 10:46:PM
I must admit, it makes me hoot with laughter when I get a smite, and it's not blimmin rocket science to work out who's on the forum and is pissed off with you. But I would never smite, myself. (Smiley face with angel wings and halo).
Title: Re: This smite business ...
Post by: shonapugs on April 15, 2011, 10:47:PM
Anyway, Kaldin, check out your claps!!
Title: Re: This smite business ...
Post by: Kaldin on April 15, 2011, 10:57:PM
I mean it's silly that people keep talking about it. It's creeping into loads of threads now.
Title: Re: This smite business ...
Post by: shonapugs on April 15, 2011, 11:01:PM
I know. It makes a mockery of us serious crime-busters.
Title: Re: This smite business ...
Post by: shonapugs on April 15, 2011, 11:02:PM
Oh, the delicious irony. I've been bloody smited again!!
Title: Re: This smite business ...
Post by: andrea on April 15, 2011, 11:05:PM
i just clapped ya shona  ;)
Title: Re: This smite business ...
Post by: Kaldin on April 15, 2011, 11:14:PM
It's putting me off. I think it should be disabled.
Title: Re: This smite business ...
Post by: shonapugs on April 15, 2011, 11:15:PM
Yes you did!! Thank you so much, it gives me a warm, fuzzy feeling! But I've got a long way to go to catch you up!! Even when you admitted to the cat-thing, you still didn't get a smite! You and Kaldin are the lovely, sensible voices of reason. Anyway, back to business. Why weren't there any prints on the gun?
Title: Re: This smite business ...
Post by: Kaldin on April 15, 2011, 11:16:PM
This thread isn't about the gun!
Title: Re: This smite business ...
Post by: shonapugs on April 15, 2011, 11:21:PM
I KNOW!! But we'll never control the smite thing - in the last 2 minutes I got another one, and I know who did it!! But we must soldier on. Now, let's get a grip. Mike, where are you?
Title: Re: This smite business ...
Post by: Kaldin on April 15, 2011, 11:23:PM
I KNOW!! But we'll never control the smite thing - in the last 2 minutes I got another one, and I know who did it!! But we must soldier on. Now, let's get a grip. Mike, where are you?

But why does it matter to you if you're getting smites? It's taking over the whole forum. Why can't people just ignore it?
Title: Re: This smite business ...
Post by: Hartley on April 15, 2011, 11:24:PM
Ignore what?
Title: Re: This smite business ...
Post by: Gen123 on April 15, 2011, 11:25:PM
Why start a thread on it?  ???
Title: Re: This smite business ...
Post by: shonapugs on April 15, 2011, 11:25:PM
To be fair, most of the threads have gone a bit mental, anyway. It takes me ages to catch up if I've been off for a while, and we do seem to be covering a lot of old ground. I wanted to watch that new zombie programme with the bloke from This Life, but I can't spare the time. I'm on this bloody forum too much.
Title: Re: This smite business ...
Post by: andrea on April 15, 2011, 11:25:PM
dont let it get to you both, just ignore it  :D in the grande scheme of life getting a smite on this forum is the least of our worries  :)
Title: Re: This smite business ...
Post by: Kaldin on April 15, 2011, 11:25:PM
Why start a thread on it?  ???

To ask people to stop going on about it ....
Title: Re: This smite business ...
Post by: Gen123 on April 15, 2011, 11:28:PM
Oops  ;D
Why start a thread on it?  ???

To ask people to stop going on about it ....
Title: Re: This smite business ...
Post by: shonapugs on April 15, 2011, 11:29:PM
I can't remember which thread this is relevant to, it might have been the cross-dressing one, but my husband has got bigger boobs than me. I feel better for sharing that.
Title: Re: This smite business ...
Post by: Hartley on April 15, 2011, 11:30:PM
It's a toggle built into the forum software, Mike can turn it off completely if he so chose.
Title: Re: This smite business ...
Post by: andrea on April 15, 2011, 11:30:PM
I can't remember which thread this is relevant to, it might have been the cross-dressing one, but my husband has got bigger boobs than me. I feel better for sharing that.



ha ha mine are like fries eggs on a surf board
Title: Re: This smite business ...
Post by: Gen123 on April 15, 2011, 11:32:PM
I can't remember which thread this is relevant to, it might have been the cross-dressing one, but my husband has got bigger boobs than me. I feel better for sharing that.


ha ha mine are like fries eggs on a surf board
I can't remember which thread this is relevant to, it might have been the cross-dressing one, but my husband has got bigger boobs than me. I feel better for sharing that.



ha ha mine are like fries eggs on a surf board


 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: This smite business ...
Post by: shonapugs on April 15, 2011, 11:34:PM
Tch, you guys!! Can you imagine what JB must be thinking, if he's reading this?
Title: Re: This smite business ...
Post by: andrea on April 15, 2011, 11:36:PM
Tch, you guys!! Can you imagine what JB must be thinking, if he's reading this?


it will give him summat to laugh at!!
Title: Re: This smite business ...
Post by: Hartley on April 15, 2011, 11:36:PM
Tch, you guys!! Can you imagine what JB must be thinking, if he's reading this?
Shit I shouldn't have told Julie?
Title: Re: This smite business ...
Post by: Jackiepreece on April 15, 2011, 11:37:PM
I know i am going of thread but i am deply hurt by the response i got when i asked Hartley if he was single
Title: Re: This smite business ...
Post by: Hartley on April 15, 2011, 11:39:PM
I know i am going of thread but i am deply hurt by the response i got when i asked Hartley if he was single
Why ever is that dear?
Title: Re: This smite business ...
Post by: shonapugs on April 15, 2011, 11:40:PM
Oh, good grief, this is terrible!! If only you could hear how much Im laughing!! I fear that we've taken our eyes off the ball. Can we have 5 more minutes of taking the piss, then get down to business? I think that I might have a couple of indisputable facts.
Title: Re: This smite business ...
Post by: chochokeira on April 15, 2011, 11:40:PM

The challenge is, should you choose to accept, to get me to -200 smites by the end of April. The winner gets a free scooby snack


That's one way to deal with it, turn a negative into a positive. Good thinking.

I might just pinch that idea....  ;D
Title: Re: This smite business ...
Post by: andrea on April 15, 2011, 11:41:PM
I know i am going of thread but i am deply hurt by the response i got when i asked Hartley if he was single


you mean the price of fish comment jackie? why did it upset you, he probably just wondered why you asked such a question out of the blue, dont worry about it  :)
Title: Re: This smite business ...
Post by: chochokeira on April 15, 2011, 11:43:PM
I know i am going of thread but i am deply hurt by the response i got when i asked Hartley if he was single
Why ever is that dear?

Pardon...??

Oh, right, I get it.
Title: Re: This smite business ...
Post by: Hartley on April 15, 2011, 11:45:PM
I know i am going of thread but i am deply hurt by the response i got when i asked Hartley if he was single


you mean the price of fish comment jackie? why did it upset you, he probably just wondered why you asked such a question out of the blue, dont worry about it  :)

Yes that's all, just wondered why you asked. Not sure how I upset you but you have my apologies if I did.  :-\
Title: Re: This smite business ...
Post by: Jackiepreece on April 15, 2011, 11:51:PM
i try to be friendly and i get shot down in flames i better go back to my normal self
Title: Re: This smite business ...
Post by: shonapugs on April 15, 2011, 11:52:PM
Blimey, I only went for a quick wee. Jack, why are you sad that Hartley is married? Do you heart Hartley, like I do? I'm not even sure if Hartley is a boy or a girl. I always think of Hartley Hare, from Pipkins. And that doesn't help at all.
Title: Re: This smite business ...
Post by: shonapugs on April 15, 2011, 11:54:PM
And who is your normal self, Jack? Sometimes your grammar and spelling are spot-on, and it makes me wonder.
Title: Re: This smite business ...
Post by: andrea on April 15, 2011, 11:55:PM
i try to be friendly and i get shot down in flames i better go back to my normal self


like i said jackie, hartley didnt mean anything bad by his comment, just suprised at the question, no harm done :) cheer up !!! ;D
Title: Re: This smite business ...
Post by: Hartley on April 15, 2011, 11:56:PM
i try to be friendly and i get shot down in flames i better go back to my normal self

Not sure what you mean to be honest, who shot you down in flames?  :-\

Title: Re: This smite business ...
Post by: Jackiepreece on April 15, 2011, 11:57:PM
Maybe we could meditate together that a good bonding thing Hartley.  Will you be at the caravan fair if its nice i could wear my little denim shorts
Title: Re: This smite business ...
Post by: shonapugs on April 15, 2011, 11:58:PM
Oh dear.
Title: Re: This smite business ...
Post by: andrea on April 15, 2011, 11:59:PM
Maybe we could meditate together that a good bonding thing Hartley.  Will you be at the caravan fair if its nice i could wear my little denim shorts



ha ha another belter  ;D
Title: Re: This smite business ...
Post by: Hartley on April 16, 2011, 12:00:AM
Maybe we could meditate together that a good bonding thing Hartley.  Will you be at the caravan fair if its nice i could wear my little denim shorts

Hmmm I think my wife would like that very much.   :-[
Title: Re: This smite business ...
Post by: Gen123 on April 16, 2011, 12:00:AM
 :o
Title: Re: This smite business ...
Post by: andrea on April 16, 2011, 12:01:AM
tell ya summat jackie, they broke the mould when they made you  :)
Title: Re: This smite business ...
Post by: shonapugs on April 16, 2011, 12:03:AM
Andrea, you rock, and thanks for the message. I think I popped a rib when I read it.
Title: Re: This smite business ...
Post by: andrea on April 16, 2011, 12:05:AM
Andrea, you rock, and thanks for the message. I think I popped a rib when I read it.

 ;D
Title: Re: This smite business ...
Post by: chochokeira on April 16, 2011, 12:26:AM
Maybe we could meditate together that a good bonding thing Hartley.  Will you be at the caravan fair if its nice i could wear my little denim shorts

Hmmm I think my wife would like that very much.   :-[

Harters, why don't you just answer Jackie's questions nicely when she asks them? Your icy wit can be a bit sharp, you know. That remark about the fish was uncalled for.
Try to be nice.  :D
Title: Re: This smite business ...
Post by: Hartley on April 16, 2011, 12:29:AM
Maybe we could meditate together that a good bonding thing Hartley.  Will you be at the caravan fair if its nice i could wear my little denim shorts

Hmmm I think my wife would like that very much.   :-[

Harters, why don't you just answer Jackie's questions nicely when she asks them? Your icy wit can be a bit sharp, you know. That remark about the fish was uncalled for.
Try to be nice.  :D

Uncalled for how? It's just a saying meaning 'what's that got to do with anything'. I don't understand.
Title: Re: This smite business ...
Post by: Hartley on April 16, 2011, 12:31:AM
Forum posts seem to be like text messages, easily misinterpreted.
Title: Re: This smite business ...
Post by: chochokeira on April 16, 2011, 12:51:AM
Maybe we could meditate together that a good bonding thing Hartley.  Will you be at the caravan fair if its nice i could wear my little denim shorts

Hmmm I think my wife would like that very much.   :-[

Harters, why don't you just answer Jackie's questions nicely when she asks them? Your icy wit can be a bit sharp, you know. That remark about the fish was uncalled for.
Try to be nice.  :D

Uncalled for how? It's just a saying meaning 'what's that got to do with anything'. I don't understand.

Me neither, I think I'm talking rubbish  ;D  I've been trying to make sense of Leslie Marsham's ancestry for a couple of hours and it's brain damaging. I'm struggling with the problem that his mother's surname is given as Marsham.
Title: Re: This smite business ...
Post by: Hartley on April 16, 2011, 12:58:AM
Single parent?
Title: Re: This smite business ...
Post by: simong on April 17, 2011, 08:23:PM
I am making some significant progress today. Why debate intelligently when you can bravely press smite?  ;D
Title: Re: This smite business ...
Post by: Jackiepreece on April 17, 2011, 09:33:PM
You've only been making progress because I have been out a lot today x
Title: Re: This smite business ...
Post by: bob on April 18, 2011, 05:20:PM
Well... it's been a slow Monday, and I've been extra nice to everybody, and I've still picked up three smites.

Let that be a lesson to you Hartley - you could still make your 200 smites just by being on your best behaviour  :'(
Title: Re: This smite business ...
Post by: grahameb on April 18, 2011, 05:29:PM
Anyway, Kaldin, check out your claps!!
Claps? whose got claps? :-X
Title: Re: This smite business ...
Post by: grahameb on April 18, 2011, 05:31:PM
dont let it get to you both, just ignore it  :D in the grande scheme of life getting a smite on this forum is the least of our worries  :)
Oh its alright for you....you've got many more claps than you have got smites. :P ;D
Title: Re: This smite business ...
Post by: Newbury1 on April 18, 2011, 05:32:PM
Anyway, Kaldin, check out your claps!!
Claps? whose got claps? :-X

A shot of penicillin should sort that out  ;D
Title: Re: This smite business ...
Post by: grahameb on April 18, 2011, 05:37:PM
Blimey, I only went for a quick wee. Jack, why are you sad that Hartley is married? Do you heart Hartley, like I do? I'm not even sure if Hartley is a boy or a girl. I always think of Hartley Hare, from Pipkins. And that doesn't help at all.
I was going to ask him if he's got any strawberry jam?
Title: Re: This smite business ...
Post by: Roch on April 27, 2011, 08:54:PM
How come i always get smites and applauds in pairs?? Who's my Guardian Angel?  :D