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Title: Caroline vs Andi - No holds barred
Post by: -Harters- on August 12, 2012, 02:13:AM
Please carry on, it's entertaining, I'll be the ref.  :)
Title: Re: Caroline vs Andi - No holds barred
Post by: guest154 on August 12, 2012, 02:14:AM
I'll cheer support!
Title: Re: Caroline vs Andi - No holds barred
Post by: petey on August 12, 2012, 02:18:AM
My money's on Andrea!
Title: Re: Caroline vs Andi - No holds barred
Post by: andrea on August 12, 2012, 02:19:AM
Bloody ell, we have an audience!
Title: Re: Caroline vs Andi - No holds barred
Post by: guest154 on August 12, 2012, 02:19:AM
My support is for you by the way, Andi.
Title: Re: Caroline vs Andi - No holds barred
Post by: andrea on August 12, 2012, 02:20:AM
Thanks lads, but i wont be having phone sex with ya's  ;)
Title: Re: Caroline vs Andi - No holds barred
Post by: petey on August 12, 2012, 02:22:AM
Thanks lads, but i wont be having phone sex with ya's  ;)

My money is now on Caroline!
Title: Re: Caroline vs Andi - No holds barred
Post by: guest154 on August 12, 2012, 02:23:AM
Thanks lads, but i wont be having phone sex with ya's  ;)

But......But...Oh come on!
Title: Re: Caroline vs Andi - No holds barred
Post by: andrea on August 12, 2012, 02:25:AM
Typical bleeding fellas. Im nipping out for a quick smoke, back in two minutes. Somebody stick kettle on
Title: Re: Caroline vs Andi - No holds barred
Post by: guest154 on August 12, 2012, 02:26:AM
With how Caroline just spoke to me -  I hope you get a clean KO in Round1 else she may come for me.... :-[
Title: Re: Caroline vs Andi - No holds barred
Post by: andrea on August 12, 2012, 02:37:AM
I think you are more than capable of sticking up for ya sen mat  ;)
Title: Re: Caroline vs Andi - No holds barred
Post by: guest154 on August 12, 2012, 02:38:AM
I think you are more than capable of sticking up for ya sen mat  ;)

Haha..I've been known to! Sometimes you have no choice.  ;D
Title: Re: Caroline vs Andi - No holds barred
Post by: andrea on August 12, 2012, 02:38:AM
This is true, mat.  ;D
Title: Re: Caroline vs Andi - No holds barred
Post by: petey on August 12, 2012, 02:48:AM
Who are u going to fight then Mat?
Title: Re: Caroline vs Andi - No holds barred
Post by: guest154 on August 12, 2012, 02:49:AM
It could be anyone, Petey. I'll just wait for whoever has me in their crosshairs! I think Caroline R has me in her sight at the moment so her! (Verbally of course).
Title: Re: Caroline vs Andi - No holds barred
Post by: petey on August 12, 2012, 02:52:AM
It could be anyone, Petey. I'll just wait for whoever has me in their crosshairs! I think Caroline R has me in her sight at the moment so her! (Verbally of course).

I'd fancy my chances against you, verbally of course!
Title: Re: Caroline vs Andi - No holds barred
Post by: guest154 on August 12, 2012, 02:52:AM
I'd fancy my chances against you, verbally of course!

Have you had a drink?  ;D
Title: Re: Caroline vs Andi - No holds barred
Post by: petey on August 12, 2012, 02:54:AM
Have you had a drink?  ;D

No, why?
Title: Re: Caroline vs Andi - No holds barred
Post by: andrea on August 12, 2012, 02:55:AM
I'd fancy my chances against you, verbally of course!

Petey, behave ya sen  ;D
Title: Re: Caroline vs Andi - No holds barred
Post by: guest154 on August 12, 2012, 02:56:AM
No, why?

Ha, it just reminded me of one of those comments when people have had a drink "I'd....I'd take you on and.. fancy.. fancy my chances!"

 :)
Title: Re: Caroline vs Andi - No holds barred
Post by: petey on August 12, 2012, 02:56:AM
Petey, behave ya sen  ;D

Meaning?  I'm confused now!
Title: Re: Caroline vs Andi - No holds barred
Post by: petey on August 12, 2012, 02:58:AM
Ha, it just reminded me of one of those comments when people have had a drink "I'd....I'd take you on and.. fancy.. fancy my chances!"

 :)

Ok. It was a light hearted comment, that if we were to indulge in some intellectual debate and banter, id fancy my chances against you.  It wasn't a challenge!
Title: Re: Caroline vs Andi - No holds barred
Post by: andrea on August 12, 2012, 02:58:AM
Its ok im confused aswell. Drop it.

I need to put my floor down. Went to a bbq today.
Title: Re: Caroline vs Andi - No holds barred
Post by: guest154 on August 12, 2012, 02:59:AM
Ok. It was a light hearted comment, that if we were to indulge in some intellectual debate and banter, id fancy my chances against you.  It wasn't a challenge!

I look forward to our paths crossing now!
Title: Re: Caroline vs Andi - No holds barred
Post by: petey on August 12, 2012, 03:01:AM
Its ok im confused aswell. Drop it.

I need to put my floor down. Went to a bbq today.

Drop what?!
Title: Re: Caroline vs Andi - No holds barred
Post by: andrea on August 12, 2012, 03:02:AM
This verbal taking each other on  ;)

Too late, look at the time!
Title: Re: Caroline vs Andi - No holds barred
Post by: petey on August 12, 2012, 03:03:AM
This verbal taking each other on  ;)

Too late, look at the time!

Its only banter. Im too laid back out to fall out with anyone
Title: Re: Caroline vs Andi - No holds barred
Post by: guest154 on August 12, 2012, 03:03:AM
Yeah, banter. I actually like Petey!
Title: Re: Caroline vs Andi - No holds barred
Post by: andrea on August 12, 2012, 03:14:AM
Oh thats ok then  :
Title: Re: Caroline vs Andi - No holds barred
Post by: petey on August 12, 2012, 03:20:AM
Oh thats ok then  :

Anyone else u dont like?!
Title: Re: Caroline vs Andi - No holds barred
Post by: andrea on August 12, 2012, 03:29:AM
Erm... Let me think... No thats about it ;)
Title: Re: Caroline vs Andi - No holds barred
Post by: Caroline R on September 05, 2012, 12:09:PM
Only just noticed this  ::)
Title: Re: Caroline vs Andi - No holds barred
Post by: Patti on September 05, 2012, 07:05:PM
Say's it all really doesn't it Caroline.... :) :) :) :)
Title: Re: Caroline vs Andi - No holds barred
Post by: guest154 on September 05, 2012, 07:15:PM
I don't think Hartley meant anything bad by it, just fun.
Title: Re: Caroline vs Andi - No holds barred
Post by: Caroline R on September 05, 2012, 08:55:PM
Say's it all really doesn't it Caroline.... :) :) :) :)

Wished I'd known at the time Patti - could have joined in  :)
Title: Re: Caroline vs Andi - No holds barred
Post by: Patti on September 05, 2012, 09:03:PM
Wished I'd known at the time Patti - could have joined in  :)

So would I.....I cut my hand open last night, trying to bash a coconut. I poked it's three eyes out emptied the milk, put in a cloth and hit it with my rolling ping about 20 times. Did it break? No! So I googled how to get into a coconut....

Put in oven 400 for 15 minutes and it breaks the shell.....No way was I wasting 15 minutes of electric on a 50 pence coconut. Next! Hold coconut in hand keep bashing it with a hammer and turn it at the same time....I'll give that a go I thought....Smack! Smack! Smack! Smack! Ochhhhhhhhhhhh! The flipping thing cracked and at the same time snagged the palm of my hand.....Blood all over the place....had to have a paramedic....lololol  :) :) :)
Title: Re: Caroline vs Andi - No holds barred
Post by: guest154 on September 05, 2012, 09:04:PM
So would I.....I cut my hand open last night, trying to bash a coconut. I poked it's three eyes out emptied the milk, put in a cloth and hit it with my rolling ping about 20 times. Did it break? No! So I googled how to get into a coconut....

Put in oven 400 for 15 minutes and it breaks the shell.....No way was I wasting 15 minutes of electric on a 50 pence coconut. Next! Hold coconut in hand keep bashing it with a hammer and turn it at the same time....I'll give that a go I thought....Smack! Smack! Smack! Smack! Ochhhhhhhhhhhh! The flipping thing cracked and at the same time snagged the palm of my hand.....Blood all over the place....had to have a paramedic....lololol  :) :) :)

Moral of the story........stay away from coconuts!  ;D
Title: Re: Caroline vs Andi - No holds barred
Post by: Patti on September 05, 2012, 09:06:PM
Moral of the story........stay away from coconuts!  ;D

Yeah, buy a pineapple instead lol  :) :) :)
Title: Re: Caroline vs Andi - No holds barred
Post by: guest154 on September 05, 2012, 09:11:PM
Or strawberries and cream!
A big banana!
Peaches!!
Title: Re: Caroline vs Andi - No holds barred
Post by: killingeve on September 05, 2012, 09:24:PM
Yeah, buy a pineapple instead lol  :) :) :)

Hi Patti

Coconut is very high in fat and calories.  I thought you were trying to get fit and lose weight to increase your pulling power?
Title: Re: Caroline vs Andi - No holds barred
Post by: killingeve on September 05, 2012, 09:32:PM
Wished I'd known at the time Patti - could have joined in  :)

Hi Caroline R

Haha I'm visualising the female boxers at the olympics and imagining you and Andrea.  May the best woman win.
Title: Re: Caroline vs Andi - No holds barred
Post by: Caroline R on September 05, 2012, 09:40:PM
Hi Caroline R

Haha I'm visualising the female boxers at the olympics and imagining you and Andrea.  May the best woman win.

Don't remember much about it now to be honest - just as well!  :)
Title: Re: Caroline vs Andi - No holds barred
Post by: Caroline R on September 05, 2012, 09:44:PM
So would I.....I cut my hand open last night, trying to bash a coconut. I poked it's three eyes out emptied the milk, put in a cloth and hit it with my rolling ping about 20 times. Did it break? No! So I googled how to get into a coconut....

Put in oven 400 for 15 minutes and it breaks the shell.....No way was I wasting 15 minutes of electric on a 50 pence coconut. Next! Hold coconut in hand keep bashing it with a hammer and turn it at the same time....I'll give that a go I thought....Smack! Smack! Smack! Smack! Ochhhhhhhhhhhh! The flipping thing cracked and at the same time snagged the palm of my hand.....Blood all over the place....had to have a paramedic....lololol  :) :) :)

Ouch! Bet that hurt! You could try taking it outside and wedging it between two stones next time - unless you've lost the taste for coconuts? Much easier to open a Bounty  :)
Title: Re: Caroline vs Andi - No holds barred
Post by: Roch on September 05, 2012, 11:37:PM
Is the fluid that comes out called coconut milk or coconut water?  Delicious.
Title: Re: Caroline vs Andi - No holds barred
Post by: maggie on September 05, 2012, 11:41:PM
Is the fluid that comes out called coconut milk or coconut water?  Delicious.
Roch, there is the milk from an ordinary coconut and then there is the water from King Coconut which is sterile and full of minerals.  It is used to cure all in places lik Sri Lanka but is not as nice as the milk.
Title: Re: Caroline vs Andi - No holds barred
Post by: Roch on September 05, 2012, 11:44:PM
Roch, there is the milk from an ordinary coconut and then there is the water from King Coconut which is sterile and full of minerals.  It is used to cure all in places lik Sri Lanka but is not as nice as the milk.

That watery stuff that comes out of them is certainly fit for a king.  :P
Title: Re: Caroline vs Andi - No holds barred
Post by: maggie on September 05, 2012, 11:47:PM
That watery stuff that comes out of them is certainly fit for a king.  :P
The clear watery stuff can sort out stomach upsets and all sorts of bugs and viruses.  Th King Coconut is the big yellow one not the brown hairy one.
Title: Re: Caroline vs Andi - No holds barred
Post by: andrea on September 06, 2012, 08:58:AM
Hi Caroline R

Haha I'm visualising the female boxers at the olympics and imagining you and Andrea.  May the best woman win.


egap, do you know me!! I did box for fun a few years back, i gave it up when i was 38.