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Offline grahameb

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« Reply #90 on: January 14, 2014, 04:02:PM »
 A woman gets on a bus with her baby. As she pays for her ticket, the bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen. Ugh!"
 The woman sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"
The man says: "You shouldn't take that. You tell him off, go ahead,
I'll hold your monkey."
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« Reply #91 on: January 14, 2014, 04:07:PM »
An Irish two seater light aircraft crashed into a cemetery. Irish search and rescue workers recovered more than 1826 bodies.
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« Reply #92 on: January 14, 2014, 04:11:PM »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #93 on: January 14, 2014, 04:15:PM »
Quote from: Grahame on January 14, 2014, 03:56:PM
What's the difference between God and Bono?
God doesn't wander around Dublin thinking he's Bono.

LOVE this one - can´t stand Bono!!  ;D
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Offline mike tesko

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« Reply #94 on: January 19, 2014, 04:44:PM »
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"Oh, what a tangled web we weave, when we first practice to deceive"...

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« Reply #95 on: January 19, 2014, 04:50:PM »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D, aww.
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Offline mike tesko

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« Reply #96 on: January 19, 2014, 04:59:PM »
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Offline lookout

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« Reply #97 on: January 19, 2014, 05:09:PM »
Hee hee hee hee hee.
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