Jokes:-

[grahameb]

some women have their eyebrows removed, so I think that a recount would be in order

Some have them tattood back on. Very popular in China apparently.

[haughton]

Susan, it depends on what accent you read it in.

 talkinng of the Irish. did you know that Guinness sold in Ireland is different to that available here ?
 To tell which is which just turn the bottle upside down, if its intended for the Irish market it will say
 
                " OPEN THE OTHER END"
 

[susan]

haughton I started to believe your story till I saw the last bit.  Hate guinness but puts hairs on your chest

[gringo]

   
   What is the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?

   One is a scum sucking bottom feeder and the other one's a fish.

   

[susan]

gringo  which is which 

[haughton]

Susan   my favourite beer is made by the Trappist Monks, their Brau is almost like a meal

[susan]

haughton is this another joke I never know with you don't like beer either even Yorkshire beer which is the best

[Jane]

Some have them tattood back on. Very popular in China apparently.

And £450 per eyebrow last time I checked. That ISN'T a joke!!!!!!!!

[grahameb]

An Irish man was on his death bed. His wife said to him, "Whut woodja loik ta eat paddy. Anyting yer whunt yoo can havv"
Paddy says, "Whell oyd loik ta haff a piece of dat lovvely chocolate cake dat you modder makes".
Wife retorts, "No ya cant. Dats fer der wake".

[haughton]

Susan   I also like Yorkshire Bitter   John Smiths   hate lager

[grahameb]

What's the difference between God and Bono?
God doesn't wander around Dublin thinking he's Bono.

[grahameb]

Billy stops Paddy in Dublin and asks for the quickest way to Cork.
Paddy says, "Are you on foot or in the car?"
Billy says, "In the car."
Paddy says, "That's the quickest way."

[grahameb]

 An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut. The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest's breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car.
He says, "Sir, have you been drinking?"
"Just water," says the priest.
The trooper says, "Then why do I smell wine?"
The priest looks at the bottle and says, "Good Lord! He's done it again!"

[grahameb]

 A Texan rancher comes to Ireland and meets a Kerry farmer.
 The Texan says : "Takes me a whole day to drive from one side of my ranch to the other."
The Kerry farmer says: "Ah sure, I know, sir. We have tractors like that over here too."

[grahameb]

An American lawyer asked, "Paddy, why is it that whenever you ask an Irishman a question, he answers with another question? "Who told you that?" asked Paddy.