Please explain this to me

[susan]

Hi april  We Yorkshire Folk are prone to exaggeration with our stories.  The black cat is only about 4 inches high and he is the cutest little thing you ever did see and he only wants to eat the gourmet cat food I give him and he hides behind bushes waiting for me to come out with his dinner is name is Mr. Cat.

[susan]

Mr. Jam I don't think you should feel stupid you were only one ft out and the colour, it is easily done.  You are forgiven

[grahameb]

Hi april  We Yorkshire Folk are prone to exaggeration with our stories.  The black cat is only about 4 inches high and he is the cutest little thing you ever did see and he only wants to eat the gourmet cat food I give him and he hides behind bushes waiting for me to come out with his dinner is name is Mr. Cat.

I've told you a million billion trillion times not to exagerate.

[Jane]

 

[-Harters-]

Mr. Jam I don't think you should feel stupid you were only one ft out and the colour, it is easily done.  You are forgiven

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