Don't worry, not about to ask for you to like me or for you to shoot someone for me. Just for you to describe my pic/pics because Susan can't see pictures. 
Oh, this is hard, Mat. How can I describe a photograph to Susan who can't see it? Okay, I'll do my best. I'll add to it as I go along as I need to keep referring back to the photograph.
Susan, Mat looks about 35 in this photo, he has thick, black hair with longish sideburns and a dark stubble.
He is shirtless in the photo and looks quite well built and reasonably fit for his age, though admittedly he's no young chicken.
He has a longish and quite angular face, with high cheekbones and what I would call a Roman nose.
He has a medium tan.
Mat's eyes are dark brown - you know the sort of dark brown eyes that do not betray emotion?
His eyes are inwardly focussed, he isn't so much looking at the webcam as looking within himself, so his pupils are focussed on a field of vision that is slightly too close, this gives him a hint of superiority.
Yet that inward focuss may be a little too fixed - to mask vulnerability?
What's this under his eyes? Dark bags from staying up half the night on the JB forum!
