Would you like to see Bews, Myalls, Saxbys & Collins Witness Statements.

[mike tesko]

I will have witness statements of Bews, Myall and Saxby in my possession in the next couple of hours. I will be staying over for lunch in Tolleshunt Knights...

[mike tesko]

I am turning phone off and removing battery...

[Bridget]

I saw it, it was something along the lines of: "Bridget is a lunatic" (or words to that effect). 

(Sorry couldn't resist  )

Aha! I thought as much...  :D

[NewChilledOutHartley]

I am turning phone off and removing battery...

I wouldn't bother, apart from the immediate surroundings of 'Five Lakes Hotel' you won't get a phone signal anyway.   

[bloggs and son]

I am currently in Essex, sorting a few things out in Chelmsford, then onward to Colchester. Hope to be in Tolleshunt knights later on...

No worries Mike. Carry on mate. We'll hold the fort. Throw me another arrow somebody.

[NewChilledOutHartley]

No worries Mike. Carry on mate. We'll hold the fort. Throw me another arrow somebody.

Okay, erm, see if you can answer this:
When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?

[bloggs and son]

I am turning phone off and removing battery...

You don't have to do that to charge it up Mike.

[bloggs and son]

Okay, erm, see if you can answer this:
When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?

When its partly raining.

[vidvic]

Anyhow, far more importantly, why would mike tell us all where he is and then remove his battery to avoid detection? Lol

[NewChilledOutHartley]

Anyhow, far more importantly, why would mike tell us all where he is and then remove his battery to avoid detection? Lol

Maybe it's a ruse and he's actually somewhere else? Another planet for example? (sorry  )

[vidvic]

Maybe it's a ruse and he's actually somewhere else? Another planet for example? (sorry  )

Helicopters are out.....

[bloggs and son]

Anyhow, far more importantly, why would mike tell us all where he is and then remove his battery to avoid detection? Lol

So the SAS or MI6 won't follow him I suppose?

[bloggs and son]

Helicopters are out.....

Yeah, I heard one just go over. A chinook from Colchester. I had to get out and look under my bonnet. Thought it was my car going wrong?

[mike tesko]

I got 'em...

[bloggs and son]

I got 'em...

I thought you did Mike. I said t myself "He's got 'em".