wide awake club

[andrea]

you look fab, im thinking of wearing a gimp mask 

but its pink with sequins!

[shonapugs]

you look fab, im thinking of wearing a gimp mask 

but its pink with sequins!

Give it a go. Have you still got my leather thong?

[andrea]

yes, have you still got my thigh high boots?

[shonapugs]

yes, have you still got my thigh high boots?

God, they chafe. I'm walking like John Wayne.

What are all these hoofmarks? Have there been some trolls on here, today?

[andrea]

yep a few ding dongs have had a go, think they went to banville afterwards :D

[shonapugs]

yep a few ding dongs have had a go, think they went to banville afterwards :D

I wish trolls weren't always sexually frustrated fruitcakes. And they're always antis. You know who you are, guys!!

[shonapugs]

Is it karaoke, tonight?

[andrea]

yeah, have you got ya name down for a warble?

im off for a dance!

[shonapugs]

yeah, have you got ya name down for a warble?

im off for a dance!

Oh yes!! I'm doing Ace of Spades, Ride a White Swan, and the theme from Black Beauty.

[andrea]

mmmm marc bolan.

im doing comfortably numb.

[shonapugs]

mmmm marc bolan.

im doing comfortably numb.

Singing it, or just feeling it?! Did you watch X factor, Andy? They should have put little Lizzie through. She was so sweet.

[shonapugs]

Ooops, it's my turn to sing. Take another little piece of my heart, for Bob, and My Mum's Bra, for smiffy.

[andrea]

no i dont watch it shona, we never ger a decent christmas number 1 because of it 

omg,christmas..not long now. whats the weather like in your part of the world shon? cold up here.

[shonapugs]

no i dont watch it shona, we never ger a decent christmas number 1 because of it 

omg,christmas..not long now. whats the weather like in your part of the world shon? cold up here.

It's actually really mild, Andy. I've had to take the horses' rugs off. You will insist on living in Yorkshire!! Is it like Wuthering Heights?

[andrea]

on the wiley windy moors, with cathys ghost!!