Sorry I missed last night, I had to look after the baby, and sometimes, when I've drunk too much sherry when I'm babysitting I do just that. Sit on her. But, listen, girls. This isn't very fair. Simon and Paul have gone, Bob and Jailman have retired, Rochy openly tried to poach Hartley over to "the other side" and now it looks like you've killed Poor Bambi. I feel like the last one standing. Soon the forum will be like...
"Jeremy's lovely, isn't he?"
"Oh yes, he's smashing. When he gets out, he's going to marry me."
Really? Wow! Congratulations, Grahame!"