Shall we compromise, even though I gave my life in one sense to the teaching profession: you can regard me as Badly-Taught Steve and I'll think of you as a paraplegic paralegal from Tetbury..
Except I'm not, Disingenuous Steve, whereas you are, therefore if we were to compromise along those lines, that would mean we're engaging in an untruth.
I know spouting lies and untruths is second nature to you, Sketchy Steve, but that's not the case for me, so I won't.
Better if you show some humility and change your attitude, but that will never happen because you are here for a purpose, to do a job.
By the way, I do find it fascinating how middle-class people like you enjoy talking over and moralising to others, while committing the same sins yourselves. Your latest one is to make fun of disabled people. I'm not disabled, but I don't find it in good taste really.
I also take exception to your avatar. Do you have Colin Caffell's permission to use that avatar? I imagine it doesn't fall within the fair dealing exception of UK copyright law, so what is your legal basis for using it?
That's apart from the fact that it is in very poor taste to be using an avatar of two murdered children and their father while telling jokes about the case and being rude to other members.