What's a " commode " pugwash ? No such language in my world and not a " tena-lady " in sight--boo-hoo.!
Showering is a regular feature in my life having a separate wet-room only using Chanel products of course. You should try using the moisture mist on the dogs I'm sure it'll improve their "aroma ".
Please don't worry about the safety of my home-----it's well guarded with sensors both front and back and nobody really knows my comings and goings. There's no crime in the area where I live and it's a very quiet place so where you get the impression that " where I live " is some Hell-hole I don't know.
Finally I should hope you don't spend the time that I do online having all your animals to look after ! When you've finished your 40 odd years of employment then you can sit back like I do and enjoy life, can't you ? I suggest your first port of call would be for anger management sessions, you need them !!