I am bloggs and son an' I'm a billda. I am also a radical and an anarchist wot hates authority. I think the entire government should retire cos they're useless and spent all out hard earned cash on weapons of war instead of the NHS. I think the whole police force should resign as they're grumblin' about how poor they are "again" and should be replaced by vigilantes with water pistols.
I should be proclaimed king so her Majesty could have a rest in a Chelsea rest home. As sole leader of the country I would empty the MI6 building on the Thames and fill it with vagrants. They won't need a rubbish collection, because hey they have the river just outside, where it will eventually be carried out to sea, where they dump it all anyway. So it is a great saving of man power. We will seize the Common Market and open it on Sundays, Just to piss off nominal Christians. We will sell the Bible to the Muslims as they seem to know more about it that Christians themselves do.
So what are my views on Bamber? I think he is 99.99% innocent and that the two jurors who voted that way were the only ones who were awake that day. They should disband the CCRC the (Clinically Certified Retirement Committee) and should replace it with people with all their faculties. He must get his appeal, once they sack all the appeal judges and appoint me in their place. Then I will weigh up all the evidence carefully. And then release him.....erm....that is when I have carefully....weighed.....up...all..the....erm..evidence.
I think that's all you need to know about me....Except that I dine at the Savoy every day......You'll never believe the stuff that comes down the garbage chute.
I don't recommend the caviar canapes though....they were a bit off yesterday.
