The first time I encountered this woman was about a month ago.
I was sitting on the bench with my dog and I could hear someone approaching from behind.
It was around 7 in the evening.
Suddenly, she was inches behind me and said - 'This is my ******* bench, mine and no one else's, make sure you aint ******* here in the morning or I'll rub my tits in your face so hard I'll ******* suffocate you - you ****.'
I made sure I was back at 10am and we sat there for at least an hour, but to no avail.
I did see her a few days later but I doubt she had any re-collection of what she'd said.