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« Reply #15 on: July 30, 2020, 10:47:PM »
  The Key Receipts.

  Scene :- Darkest Africa, up the ZambeZi,
              ... and Stanley(not Jones) says :- '' Dr Livingstone, I presume?''

  Scene :- Tolleshunt Darcy, Whitehouse Farm'
              ... and David says :-  ''Look at what I've found, Everybody!''

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« Reply #16 on: July 30, 2020, 11:40:PM »
Who advised Jeremy Bamber to have a Police Prosecution Counsel specialist as his Defence
  at the initial trial and then use the same strategy at the 2002 CCRC appeal with Michael Duck QC
  as junior counsel. It is the equivalant as booking Bernard Manning to host your mother in laws
  funeral.
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« Reply #17 on: July 30, 2020, 11:44:PM »
     Are polar bears, When the mother bear is in her den do not enter dressed as a penguin, possibly
 the best procedure is to wear dark glasses so she doesn't recognise me, then tempt her with a large
 fish that has been laced with a sedative. Once unconscious the physical examination could proceed.
 Presuming the said pregnant polar bear is an inhabitant of the arctic circle then a mobile power supply
 is essential for the scan. I am aware penguins live in the Antarctic and could only meet with a pregnant
 polar bear by chance if they happened to catch the same bus. Other than that I would try to contact
 Sir David Attenbrough for some handy tips.

                                                  Your Move

  From the same day, must have been on particularly good form that day



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Re: Classic Campion Quotes
« Reply #18 on: July 30, 2020, 11:45:PM »
Who advised Jeremy Bamber to have a Police Prosecution Counsel specialist as his Defence
  at the initial trial and then use the same strategy at the 2002 CCRC appeal with Michael Duck QC
  as junior counsel. It is the equivalant as booking Bernard Manning to host your mother in laws
  funeral.
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   Jan 18 2012

There is procedure.

Maybe NGB is best placed to comment.

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« Reply #19 on: July 31, 2020, 12:02:AM »
Who advised Jeremy Bamber to have a Police Prosecution Counsel specialist as his Defence
  at the initial trial and then use the same strategy at the 2002 CCRC appeal with Michael Duck QC
  as junior counsel. It is the equivalant as booking Bernard Manning to host your mother in laws
  funeral.
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The appeal was referred on the basis of fresh DNA evidence supporting the trial defence narrative. The appeal could not have gone any other way.
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« Reply #20 on: July 31, 2020, 12:16:AM »
Campion's own Crispy theory.  I'm jealous:

  for the sake of clarity, the left hand does not know what the right hand is writing. It is easily explained, by reason of the curious fact that each of us is
 blessed with dual, twin personalities, we are each able to pen, using either hand on various Topics.
  Now back to the subject matter, and the telephones(dog and bones), the leader of the gang was not Paul Gadd(Gary Glitter), it was Barker, (are we right here Tyler?). Barker(not Ronnie), ,  may have been a friend of Crispy, which is why he is ensconced now in his sumptuous kennel, residing imPECKably, on Polly Peck Island, which has no extradition arrangements with UK.
  It is understood that he was inexplicably and generously allowed by Plod, to attend his pater's funeral.
  The fall guy was Terry Guy, an old schoolmate from Campions.
  Plod got high on the Dope (Jeremy), and he, despite AE's fears, or prognostications has been incarcerated in a 'safe house' for some 27 years.

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« Reply #21 on: July 31, 2020, 01:31:AM »
  STEVIE, I am conferring now. I am redesignating you as blatantly cold hearted.
  It is required of you to have sex and travel to Coventry.

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« Reply #22 on: July 31, 2020, 01:42:AM »
  Girl's, you're on the wrong tack . Trim the sails. Major Marsham is merely a minion, as I said- a proxy.
  HE IS NOT THE REASON FOR JEREMY TO BE INCARCERATED, for someting of which he is innocent,

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« Reply #23 on: July 31, 2020, 01:43:AM »
  For the solution to the almighty Establishment 'stitch up' of JB, THE ANSWER lies in the DNA.
  Just read the 'Purple Secret'- elementary My Dear Watson.

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« Reply #24 on: July 31, 2020, 01:57:AM »
As yet no one on the Forum has offered 'Seasonal Greetings' to Essex Police.
  It is not to be wondered at, but it is to be pondered.

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« Reply #25 on: July 31, 2020, 02:00:AM »
  A short while ago,  at Hey bridge Basin, the theft of a dinghy was reported, from the boat mooring, by Wilkin's Tea Rooms.
  A call was made to the local police. When plod arrived a mere 2 hours late, he went up the ramp onto the seawall. Time not being of the essence, and the tidings not being glad, Mr plod issued a crime number.
  It just goes to prove the old adage - 'Time & Tide wait for No man (not even for a police man'.

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« Reply #26 on: July 31, 2020, 09:56:AM »
He taught me the meaning of apposite, a word which has been used quite a lot on here.

Apposite and circumspect posting, David.
  In that Guardian 1988 picture, do I detect Detective StanleyBrain Jones holding hands with Jeremy?
  It is incredible that you brought to our attention, that the real Dr Scarpetta ((Marcella Fierro)), supports the view that 'no moderator' was used.
In the words of Mandy Rice Davies, would Jones say - 'Well she would say that wouldn't she' ?
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« Reply #27 on: July 31, 2020, 11:54:AM »
The builders always said, after the ceremonial Wolf whistle, :- 'Ere lady have a cup'a'tea, it'll put 'airs on yer chest'.

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« Reply #28 on: July 31, 2020, 12:20:PM »
  That's your opinion Steve uk, you may put it in your pipe and puff it.

  Just keep on Puffing Billy, you always have plenty of wind in the rear. Must be careful to 'not wind you up'!

  ps - Steve uk, Please ensure you are not three sheets in the #wind#, when nailing your colours to the stern.
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« Reply #29 on: July 31, 2020, 12:26:PM »
  Steve uk, Whomever you are, please keep digging the 'deep hole'. IMO you don't require a bigger shovel.
  It reminds me of 1WW, Bairnsfeather's (of The Bystander) cartoon:-  'If you know of a better 'ole, go to it!'.