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You scratch my back, I'll scratch your mantlepiece........
I always put my watch under a rug in the kitchen....
" A warped callous and evil mind concealed behind an outwardly civilised and reasonable manner, an arrogance in your character that made you resent any parental control" said Madam Sin as she relieved the Judge of £300.
there is a site dedicated to 1980's wetsuits. Now as We are constantly told about Bamber "Swinging Both Ways and Wearing Make Up While Driving His Tractor. The 1980's wetsuit fashion was for flourescent colours of nylon covered garments, not the Jaques Coustaeu look of black. It is not plausible that Bamber would be the owner of three dowdy wetsuits. Windsurfers like to be noticed, especially by speedboat drivers, not forgetting the beach festooned with bikini babes.......
A thread for classic quotes from this Forum's second greatest-ever poster...
Who’s number one?
What a remarkable place to find an accountant, at the discovery of the Silencer ?
Accountants are very good on cash flow forecasts, 1 caravan x 6 holiday makers x 1 week x 40 caravans x 8 months x 26 years =
" And then " said Basil " Theres the rental from touring caravaners, hire facilities, gas bottle sales, mobile home sales , ground rent and of course the clubhouse/restaraunt, that can be used for allsorts of private functions. As Basil finished, the group of relatives all looked at each other, A robin perched on the window sill, And Robert Boutflour said " Look What David's Found "
" What about the Police " said Barbara Wilson " Oh said Bobby, " We can appoint Hammersley as Site Manager " . "Oh look everbody theres a Robin "
At the after trial Essex Police Party attended by Kelvin McKenzie, The Editor of THE SUN newspaper whose sister title was THE NEWS OF THE WORLD, in front of The SUN Photographer ,Kelvin McKenzie Told ME that JEREMY BAMBER DIDN'T KILL ANYONE.
Yes Maggie, I was the designated driver to take various Police Officers home. Have .You ever seen A Policeman with His Pants on His Head. I have and So has Mr McKenzie, because HE'S GOT THE NEGATIVES.
There is a full statement of what happened held with Simon McKay. NGB can confirm this as fact.
Just to make sure ther is no confusion, Kelvin McKenzie said " I Know The Little Shit Didn't Do It."
Remember Kelvins Motto... Don't Let The Truth Get In The Way Of A Good Story...
that puts me in mind of when Farmer Bell purloined the toilet seat, from The Crick at Coggeshall. The Detectives had nothing to go on.
I am somewhat perturbed at the level of hostility, by BIB afficionados, to Steve uk's manifestations. I must say I admire him/her for their tenacity. It takes a big person to admit to his/her failings. All credit to him/her. Have a putty medal Steve uk.
