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Classic Campion Quotes
« on: July 30, 2020, 07:54:PM »
A thread for classic quotes from this Forum's second greatest-ever poster...

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« Reply #1 on: July 30, 2020, 07:54:PM »
You scratch my back, I'll scratch your mantlepiece........

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« Reply #2 on: July 30, 2020, 07:55:PM »
I always put my watch under a rug in the kitchen....

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« Reply #3 on: July 30, 2020, 07:56:PM »
  " A warped callous and evil mind concealed behind an outwardly civilised and reasonable manner, an arrogance in your character that made you resent any parental control" said Madam Sin as she relieved the Judge of £300.

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« Reply #4 on: July 30, 2020, 08:18:PM »
there is a site dedicated to 1980's wetsuits. Now as We are constantly told about Bamber "Swinging Both Ways and Wearing Make Up While Driving His Tractor. The 1980's wetsuit fashion was for flourescent colours of nylon covered garments, not the Jaques Coustaeu look of black. It is not plausible that Bamber would be the owner of three dowdy wetsuits. Windsurfers like to be noticed, especially by speedboat drivers, not forgetting the beach festooned with bikini babes.......

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« Reply #5 on: July 30, 2020, 08:41:PM »
A thread for classic quotes from this Forum's second greatest-ever poster...

Who’s number one?

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« Reply #6 on: July 30, 2020, 08:46:PM »
Who’s number one?

Well I had thought it's between you, Adam and Mike.  I think we have to give it to Mike.

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« Reply #7 on: July 30, 2020, 08:55:PM »
What a remarkable place to find an accountant, at the discovery of the Silencer ?

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« Reply #8 on: July 30, 2020, 08:57:PM »
Accountants are very good on cash flow forecasts, 1 caravan x 6 holiday makers x 1 week x 40 caravans x 8 months x 26 years =

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« Reply #9 on: July 30, 2020, 08:57:PM »
" And then " said Basil " Theres the rental from touring caravaners, hire facilities, gas bottle sales, mobile home sales , ground rent and of course the clubhouse/restaraunt, that can be used for allsorts of private functions. As Basil finished, the group of relatives all looked at each other, A robin perched on the window sill, And Robert Boutflour said " Look What David's Found "

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« Reply #10 on: July 30, 2020, 08:58:PM »
" What about the Police " said Barbara Wilson " Oh said Bobby, " We can appoint Hammersley as Site Manager " . "Oh look everbody theres a Robin "

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« Reply #11 on: July 30, 2020, 09:00:PM »
At the after trial Essex Police Party attended by Kelvin McKenzie, The Editor of THE SUN newspaper whose sister title was THE NEWS OF THE WORLD, in front of The SUN Photographer ,Kelvin McKenzie Told ME that JEREMY BAMBER DIDN'T KILL ANYONE.

Yes Maggie, I was the designated driver to take various Police Officers home. Have .You ever seen A Policeman with His Pants on His Head. I have and So has Mr McKenzie, because HE'S GOT THE NEGATIVES.

There is a full statement of what happened held with Simon McKay. NGB can confirm this as fact.

Just to make sure ther is no confusion, Kelvin McKenzie said " I Know The Little Shit Didn't Do It."
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« Reply #12 on: July 30, 2020, 09:10:PM »
Remember Kelvins Motto... Don't Let The Truth Get In The Way Of A Good Story...

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« Reply #13 on: July 30, 2020, 09:40:PM »
  that puts me in mind of when Farmer Bell purloined the toilet seat, from The Crick at Coggeshall.
  The Detectives had nothing to go on.

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« Reply #14 on: July 30, 2020, 10:35:PM »
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